Men's fashion.

[parodyluvr75]

I don't really care but if your jeans have more holes than jeans, pitch them. And don't wear crocs either with or without socks, it's a sin against nature and god.

Thanks,

Birdie

 

[Aglaopheme]

If you're going to wear black socks, make sure it's with shorts and garters because classy. You're welcome.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

When men wear pants with pockets, it drives me crazy. I wanna see that ass, not the shape of your wallet. And keys near the junk? How will I be able to estimate the size of his package?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Also, go commando, let the boys breathe. You're welcome.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nothing sexier than a man going commando and wearing sock garters.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Nothing sexier than a man going commando and wearing sock garters.

I need to go be alone with this image for a few minutes.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Nothing sexier than man parts injured by zippers. /end sarcasm sequence *wince*

 

[Aglaopheme]

I need to go be alone with this image for a few minutes.

Nothing sexier than man parts injured by zippers. /end sarcasm sequence *wince*

Hopefully Brooke has already stepped away gsgs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My ears are burning... As the resident Fashion Fairy, allow me to tell you a few things you should never do.

1. But Crocs. Nothing says "I've given up on life" more than those lazy shoes.

2. Men should never buy skinny jeans. Why? Because it's fucking gross.

3. For the love of God, don't buy TOMS. Nothing says "I don't shower regularly" than a dude in TOMS. By Lucifer's taint those things are an atrocity to mankind.

4. Get your suits tailored. For fuck's sake, spend an additionally $40 to get it taken in.

5. If the shirt has a skull on it or a snake wrapped around a sword, don't buy it. Also, if it says Affliction or Ed Hardy and you're not a member of the Jersey Shore cast, don't buy it. Stop dressing like a dickhole.

 

[Lord Pmann]

When men wear pants with pockets, it drives me crazy. I wanna see that ass, not the shape of your wallet. And keys near the junk? How will I be able to estimate the size of his package?

Where should we carry them? In our man purse (murse)?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I need to go be alone with this image for a few minutes.

Go for it, I already masturbated to it twice.

 

[parodyluvr75]

My ears are burning... As the resident Fashion Fairy, allow me to tell you a few things you should never do.

1. But Crocs. Nothing says "I've given up on life" more than those lazy shoes.

2. Men should never buy skinny jeans. Why? Because it's fucking gross.

3. For the love of God, don't buy TOMS. Nothing says "I don't shower regularly" than a dude in TOMS. By Lucifer's taint those things are an atrocity to mankind.

4. Get your suits tailored. For fuck's sake, spend an additionally $40 to get it taken in.

5. If the shirt has a skull on it or a snake wrapped around a sword, don't buy it. Also, if it says Affliction or Ed Hardy and you're not a member of the Jersey Shore cast, don't buy it. Stop dressing like a dickhole.

Don't hold back, say what you think.

 

[gravyrug]

Socks are for very cold days or funerals. Possibly okay in certain work situations to reduce blisters.

Also, if you're risking damage by going commando, you haven't properly mastered zippers yet.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't hold back, say what you think.

We all have passions in life.

I hate seeing sloppily dressed people. Ugh. It's a huge pet peeve.

 

[spacekowboy]

Since there wasn't an option to vote for t shirts, jeans, and cargo shorts, I voted for whatever isn't to dirty from my hamper.

 

[Lancecastor]

Where should we carry them? In our man purse (murse)?

I've been using a manpurse for years.

His name is seanh.

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Yo. In prison, fashion shows were all the rage. Because of my poise and grace, I was often asked to walk the runway.

 

[phrodeau]

When men wear pants with pockets, it drives me crazy. I wanna see that ass, not the shape of your wallet. And keys near the junk? How will I be able to estimate the size of his package?

I suppose I need to retire the codpiece.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/65/e2/d1/65e2d1bed0d905b7672f7e94fdfdb7b1.jpg

 

[neci]

Since there wasn't an option to vote for t shirts, jeans, and cargo shorts, I voted for whatever isn't to dirty from my hamper.

sniff test!

 

[Liar]

I was gifted a pair of Crocs not too long ago. I've been pondering an appropriate response gift. Best thing I can think of is a huge jar of Marmite.

 

[neci]

or a jumbo pack of white tube socks.

 

[spacekowboy]

sniff test!

I'm not ashamed to admit, I've done this on occasion.






Like the day before yesterday.

 

[JohnnySavage]

or a jumbo pack of white tube socks.

I just bought 24-pair of white tube socks on eBay!!!

$12.95 and free shipping. You can't beat that with a stick.

 

[Aella_]

I just bought 24-pair of white tube socks on eBay!!!

$12.95 and free shipping. You can't beat that with a stick.

CheapAss… You'll end up with smelly feet