The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Wings]

*swoon* nothing hotter than melted cheese on my clit.

 

[MonaLittle]

Hardly, you're a gorgeous breath of fresh air around here.

Listen to Fata, Im a filthy hoor'g stalker

Ignore doesn't actually serve it's purpose if you keep telling the person you are ignoring that you are ignoring them. The opposite of ignore. Never got why posters do that cut & paste ignore thingy.

it also never works because ppl quote the idiots. We need a no-quote rule.

*ignore those quotes

 

[thør]

I got to use the phrase, "it's a damn skinny 6"" in a work email this morning.

 

[MonaLittle]

Feels weird in here. Has Mona been posting?

You love me. Admit it, sweet cheeks. And, I can honestly say sweet cheeks, literally.

 

[yossi]

I shall smash them all with a hammer and he'll have to go down on me then.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4716460/smash-it-with-a-hammer-o.gif

 

[thør]

*swoon* nothing hotter than melted cheese on my clit.

Like a fondue.....

 

[Fata Morgana]

You love me. Admit it, sweet cheeks. And, I can honestly say sweet cheeks, literally.

I fucking do.

 

[MonaLittle]

Yes. I've reported 14 of her more threatening posts. I feel distressed and vulnerable. I need some comfort so I'm going to ask Doc Cuntface to give me a good fingering to calm me down.

Why not just ask Yossi? She's right there ^

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4716460/smash-it-with-a-hammer-o.gif

Ha! Love it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why not just ask Yossi? She's right there ^

You're bloody right. I'll get her peach cobbler and she can play with my gearstick.

 

[Wings]

I'd rather poke my own eyes out than let you near my family.

 

[MonaLittle]

I fucking do.

Oh, I know you do, my little Kegeling Conker. Likewise, my little love receptacle of Conker'sCum.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh, I know you do, my little Kegeling Conker. Likewise, my little love receptacle of Conker'sCum.

Awwww.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd rather poke my own eyes out than let you near my family.

For fuck sake it was a joke. I don't even have your address.

 

[MonaLittle]

I'd rather poke my own eyes out than let you near my family.

NO! Poke their eyes out instead. Yours are way too gorg to waste on some idiot.

 

[MonaLittle]

For fuck sake it was a joke. I don't even have your address.

That's not what you told me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm giddy tonight. I think it was the blackberry crumble I had earlier.

 

[MonaLittle]

I think it's the thought of Yossi's peach cobbler.

 

[thør]

Those crumbles

every time!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think it's the thought of Yossi's peach cobbler.

Gobbling her cobbler.

 

[thør]

I really like those peaches......

 

[MonaLittle]

Wanna shake your tree....

 

[thør]

Wanna shake your tree....

Oh, Mona.......

 

[MonaLittle]

That's what he said.

 

[yossi]

You love me. Admit it, sweet cheeks. And, I can honestly say sweet cheeks, literally.

Sugar, spice, everything nice.