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Strangebuddy
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I was reading Dark Horse's Grindhouse comics and thought of a fun idea. Essentially, I thought it would be fun if we each pitched a B-movie/Grindhouse style story. If you see an idea you like, feel free to comment as normal but please take a shot at throwing out your own wacky idea.
An example to get things started:
LESBIAN BEE WOMEN FROM MARS VS. THE GIRLS FROM GANYMEDE
BEWARE! Those horrible insectine ladies have returned and they've come for our women! Spreading throughout the southwest, the Bee women have assimilated one vivacious vixen after another and are quickly moving North. The only thing that stands in their way is Professor Honeypot, played by Vivica Vixen, and her on/off lover Sergeant Fineass, a rough and tumble daddy's girl...if by daddy's girl we mean a woman who carries around a sixteen-barrel shotgun...that's also a rocket launcher...that also has a flamethrower.
However, as these Double delicious women get ready to fight off the Martian menace, a new threat emerges. Rising from their underground lust pools, the women of Ganymede fly towards Earth to get their own share of Earth's booty. Their moon might be cold but theses women are anything but frigid. Their toned bodies provide a soft touch in the bedroom...right before they drain their lovers blood! These glamorous monsters will fight for their share of Earth's beauties even if they have to march their way through the Bee Women's clothes melting honey and fight them in the nude.
However, none of this will prepare you for the climax where the Bee Women unleash their 60 foot behemoth of a queen to wrestle the Ganymede Girl's Giant Grappler. These two collossi will take their fight through the Nation's Pudding and Gelatin factory before settling their match on top of the world's largest Sybian.
If you like to watch gorgeous women prance about in poor costumes waiting for their cue to strip and make love, this is story for you! If you like tons of action happening in brief narration (except for the 16-barrel shotgun...we don't care how impractical it is, that thing's getting fired off like every other paragraph), this story is for you! And if you like people in lab coats standing around talking about stuff that you already read about...then we're here for you you kinky, kinky, freak.
...okay, one more:
It's hard being in prison. It's even harder when you go there for murdering the guy who tried to rape your mother and sister and brother and father and grandmother and however many relatives it takes for the reader to feel like it was justified. It's super hard when your cell-mate is the cop who put you away and you have to work with them to find the President's daughter, who is hidden in the prison by terrorists who will take down the prison and everyone in it if their demands aren't met.
Oh, and did I mention that the prison is in space...like outer..******? You're damn right it is...and it's orbiting a Black freaking Hole. Oh and you know shit's about to get intense when shit's set around a black hole.
Shit, does in fact, get serious, as the Terrorist's demands aren't met and the prison starts going towards the black hole. Now you have to find the off switch and only 1 out of the 300 prisoners have it...where the sun doesn't shine.
So as you round up the 300 prisoners you have to ask yourself an important question:
Do you take THE BACK DOOR OR THE BLACK HOLE?
Film has been rated PG for Pretty Gratuitous.
Okay, your all's turns.
An example to get things started:
LESBIAN BEE WOMEN FROM MARS VS. THE GIRLS FROM GANYMEDE
BEWARE! Those horrible insectine ladies have returned and they've come for our women! Spreading throughout the southwest, the Bee women have assimilated one vivacious vixen after another and are quickly moving North. The only thing that stands in their way is Professor Honeypot, played by Vivica Vixen, and her on/off lover Sergeant Fineass, a rough and tumble daddy's girl...if by daddy's girl we mean a woman who carries around a sixteen-barrel shotgun...that's also a rocket launcher...that also has a flamethrower.
However, as these Double delicious women get ready to fight off the Martian menace, a new threat emerges. Rising from their underground lust pools, the women of Ganymede fly towards Earth to get their own share of Earth's booty. Their moon might be cold but theses women are anything but frigid. Their toned bodies provide a soft touch in the bedroom...right before they drain their lovers blood! These glamorous monsters will fight for their share of Earth's beauties even if they have to march their way through the Bee Women's clothes melting honey and fight them in the nude.
However, none of this will prepare you for the climax where the Bee Women unleash their 60 foot behemoth of a queen to wrestle the Ganymede Girl's Giant Grappler. These two collossi will take their fight through the Nation's Pudding and Gelatin factory before settling their match on top of the world's largest Sybian.
If you like to watch gorgeous women prance about in poor costumes waiting for their cue to strip and make love, this is story for you! If you like tons of action happening in brief narration (except for the 16-barrel shotgun...we don't care how impractical it is, that thing's getting fired off like every other paragraph), this story is for you! And if you like people in lab coats standing around talking about stuff that you already read about...then we're here for you you kinky, kinky, freak.
...okay, one more:
It's hard being in prison. It's even harder when you go there for murdering the guy who tried to rape your mother and sister and brother and father and grandmother and however many relatives it takes for the reader to feel like it was justified. It's super hard when your cell-mate is the cop who put you away and you have to work with them to find the President's daughter, who is hidden in the prison by terrorists who will take down the prison and everyone in it if their demands aren't met.
Oh, and did I mention that the prison is in space...like outer..******? You're damn right it is...and it's orbiting a Black freaking Hole. Oh and you know shit's about to get intense when shit's set around a black hole.
Shit, does in fact, get serious, as the Terrorist's demands aren't met and the prison starts going towards the black hole. Now you have to find the off switch and only 1 out of the 300 prisoners have it...where the sun doesn't shine.
So as you round up the 300 prisoners you have to ask yourself an important question:
Do you take THE BACK DOOR OR THE BLACK HOLE?
Film has been rated PG for Pretty Gratuitous.
Okay, your all's turns.