Elvira is 5' 7" and still alive!

[4est_4est_Gump]

More proof!



The bastage is on to something...

 

[Aella_]

huh? Sign language? Morse code? Botswanian language?
Who's Elvira?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Do you have duranduranman on ignore?



Have you not seen the half-dozen threads devoted to the topic of men who were 5'11½" and their early demises in life?

That is about al the translation I can give you.

It's just parody, now move along...



Nothing to see here.

 

[Weird Harold]

Who's Elvira?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_fdIkjdPAUw/ToPoShPeGXI/AAAAAAAACZs/wDGh1gjjQeM/s1600/elvira+couch.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Five feet eleven and a half inches???


You mean, like most Lit guys who claim to be 6'-3"????????????


http://up.xhamster.com/000/019/651/702_1000.jpg

 

[Que]

My son in law to be, had no idea how tall he is other than in CM. At 180cm, he meets Duranman's off yourself recommendation. I wore my boots to the introduction.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Something like that, but don't forget the very important ½...

 

[miles]

Five feet eleven and a half inches???


You mean, like most Lit guys who claim to be 6'-3"????????????

Or the women whose nickname includes "busty."

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Or the women whose nickname includes "busty."

Wasn't she a vampire slayer?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Rob was not lying. He is 6 feet tall with a 3 inch wein.

He actually claimed to be 6'-4"", just like his favorite "naturalist", Bill O'Reilly.

Something like that, but don't forget the very important ½...

Very. Quite, in fact.

Or the women whose nickname includes "busty."

More sources if Literotican Disappointment.


I'm crushed . . . crushed, I tells ya . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You will get over it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Get over what?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Get over what?

Being c-crushed like a wur-um!

 

[Que]

My mistake. Apparently it is a 4" wein. Apparently he is a grower, not a shower.

 

[lovecraft68]

You mean, like most Lit guys who claim to be 6'-3"????????????

Well lit men have to be at least 6'3" or else our eleven inch cocks would look disproportionate.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

11½!

 

[lovecraft68]

11½!

I was being modest

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was being modest

Well, then, you are excused.