Who's the creepy weirdo copying my Lit ID?

[IrezumiKiss]

Just shut the fuck up, victim. I know what you look like, LF told me. I couldn't give a fuck. I don't care. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, more sexually successful than you, just fucking better than you.
Wanna play with me? Cos I fucking guaurantee I'm better than you?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ix0oaTw1qcj7jk.gif

Wooooooow.

Dude. Nobody even asked for all that shit.

Bitch, I've told you a thousand times on this site, I don't give a fuck what you think. Now, you clearly give a fuck about what I think, so get it all out of your system right here and now while happy hour is still fresh, the audience is still in their seats and you're feeling your nutsack looking for someone to fight.

I'll just be over here laying the cut with my Pimm's watching you punch the wall.

Oh, and it's spelled "guarantee," Mr. Better Than Me.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

 

[Magnetron]

I know if I had aspirations to be taken seriously as a poet, I'd post all my best work for free on a porn site.

It helps pay the bills in the present.

 

[Magnetron]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

That's what I felt like when Fata's name was changed to Typhoid and the light bulb behind this whole gag was going on in my head.

 

[Queersetti]

That's what I felt like when Fata's name was changed to Typhoid and the light bulb behind this whole gag was going on in my head.

http://www.treatland.tv/v/vspfiles/photos/light-bulb-12v-15w-BA15S-1.jpg

 

[Killswitch1]

That's what I felt like when Fata's name was changed to Typhoid and the light bulb behind this whole gag was going on in my head.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c7/UncleFester.gif/revision/latest?cb=20060407005613

 

[Magnetron]

http://www.treatland.tv/v/vspfiles/photos/light-bulb-12v-15w-BA15S-1.jpg

That looks like it came out of the tail end of my '66 Bel Air.

 

[Magnetron]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c7/UncleFester.gif/revision/latest?cb=20060407005613

Now you're making some sense.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Wait a minute.

Magnetron is a poet?

 

[Killswitch1]

Wait a minute.

Magnetron is a poet?

Apparently not.

 

[pointless]

Wait a minute.

Magnetron is a poet?

nope.

 

[Magnetron]

Wait a minute.

Magnetron is a poet?

It shows you how often we get visitors in the PF&D.



Visitors other than JBJ.

 

[OjosMojo]

And you know better than most that if someone fucks with one of mine, then I'll fucking destroy them. And Fata is one of mine.

You caved like a little bitch and you know it. And you know I'd destroy your entire life, I even spelled out how I'd do it. Now fuck off, this isn't about you.

A log in screen. Marvellous.

Trust me, shitstain, you need to be working very hard right now to convince me not to come after you.

And yet strangely, I don't see the rather obscure Dempsey and Makepeace av.

Oh, I don't know. You'd be surprised the things people tell me. Or the things people tell me when I ask.

Remember the Karen take down? Yeah, that's you now.

You're done.

Just shut the fuck up, victim. I know what you look like, LF told me. I couldn't give a fuck. I don't care. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, more sexually successful than you, just fucking better than you.
Wanna play with me? Cos I fucking guaurantee I'm better than you?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif


Read's like somebody's been mainlining Ish's hooch.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Somebody's 15 minutes of fame is about up.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It shows you how often we get visitors in the PF&D.



Visitors other than JBJ.

Oh, I knew you posted verses. So have I, if it comes to that. But I wouldn't dream of calling either of us a poet.

 

[Magnetron]

Oh, I knew you posted verses. So have I, if it comes to that. But I wouldn't dream of calling either of us a poet.

If you wrote that little quip in your signature, then at least one of us is.

 

[neci]

i'll prepare the bonfire.

 

[Jennifer]

i'll prepare the bonfire.

I'll bring the pitchforks!

Let's get this party started.

 

[neci]

I'll bring the pitchforks!

Let's get this party started.

hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1iIz5_kvuo

 

[pointless]

i think it'd be more fun to follow le chiffre's lead for this one.

 

[Jennifer]

hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1iIz5_kvuo

*grabs skates and pitchforks*

 

[neci]

*grabs skates and pitchforks*

this was up next in the mix!

skates?

i could totally see you in the derby.

 

[neci]

stakes!

burn the bitches.

 

[neci]

put your lips on my dick and suck my asshole too.

 

[DesEsseintes]

If you wrote that little quip in your signature, then at least one of us is.

No, that's Neruda. He definitely was. And a sound Communist, to boot. A personal hero.

 

[Killswitch1]

put your lips on my dick and suck my asshole too.

Ok?