Who wants to slather me with olive oil?

[parodyluvr75]

Not in the eyes please. Or ass.

 

[yossi]

How about chocolate?

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[Queersetti]

And roast you a nice golden brown?

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[doctor_insanus]

Not in the eyes please.

I'll be careful.

Or ass.

No promises.

 

[lovetoread]

Well ok....

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[parodyluvr75]

How about chocolate?

I chocolate.

And roast you a nice golden brown?

I could use a little sun.

I'll be careful.



No promises.

I've heard that before.

Well ok....

I knew I could count on you.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I've heard that before.

I'll be gentle.

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[parodyluvr75]

I'll be gentle.

I've heard that one too, have we met?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I may have checked out your tail feathers once or twice...

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[parodyluvr75]

So that was you following me?

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