Matthew Mcconaughey's Lincoln ad.....

i hope you had your shirt off when you said that.

but leave the high school girls alone. they're not worth it, man.

That's my secret, pointless. I always have my shirt off.

I get older, they stay the same age.
 
I may be a greasy douchebag, but I am not the greasy douchebag.
 
Those commercials make me want to throw a hammer through my television.
 
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