Dear Creepy,

[parodyluvr75]

Post your letters to your creepy.

Dear Creepy,

When I have the misfortune of reading you, it feels like accidently sticking one's hand into something slimy and acidic. Whether you're attacking me or trying to make nice with your logins, it's just creepy, creepy. And so you know, so there is no doubt. I'd douse myself with an accelerant and light a match before I'd ever fuck your subtly misogynistic, annoyingly bumbling racist, delusional know-it-all ass.

Now you know, you're not missing out on your one true love with me, you fucking psycho.

Please stick to those who tolerate or like you. And please know, in my heart of hearts, I think you're a complete moron.

Luv,

Birdie

 

[Sunshine]

who is "creepy"?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Creepy knows who is creepy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Dear Creepy,

I know you've been wanting to hook up for a long, long, time. Well, tonight I will be home alone. Let yourself in and don't mind the puddle of water on the floor and the 12/2 romex wrapped around the door knob.

Ann

 

[parodyluvr75]

Better question: who is not creepy on here? Shorter list.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I like your letter better, Ann.

 

[Sunshine]

I don't have a creepy on here.

Once again, left out

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I like your letter better, Ann.

Oh...I thought you were talking about me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't have a creepy on here.

Once again, left out

I can be your creepy and send you unsolicited cock pics, if you like?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh...I thought you were talking about me.

And you were still inviting me over for the sex?

 

[Sunshine]

I've got a creepy off board. He stalks me. Guess I'm all set.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can write a letter to him here if you like?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

What is the creepy's mating call ?

 

[parodyluvr75]

What is the creepy's mating call ?

A cawing coming from behind bushes.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I've had several off the boards. For the on the boards creeps

Dear Creepy

You clearly have no idea what sarcasm is. Nor, do you comprehend what it means when you're not responded to. Please just stop, or I'll call on the Hanson brothers.

Seriously

Aglaopeme

 

[Aglaopheme]

A cawing coming from behind bushes.

That is creepy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And you were still inviting me over for the sex?

Wiredchicks.com.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wiredchicks.com.

Haha, crap, I spilled my soda.

You're kinky aren't you.

 

[Sunshine]

Dear Creepy,

Stop.

Thanks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Creepy,

Stop.

Thanks.

But I've still got 20 more rooster pics.

 

[Sunshine]

But I've still got 20 more rooster pics.

If you've seen one cock, you've seen them all. Yawn.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you've seen one cock, you've seen them all. Yawn.

You're awful. Each cock is individual like a little snowflake.

 

[neci]

You're awful. Each cock is individual like a little snowflake.

^^^^
truth

and big snowflakes too!

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^^
truth

and big snowflakes too!

All snowflakes have their merits.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

If you've seen one cock, you've seen them all. Yawn.

I'd have to disagree. Despite their obvious similarities, each is as different as the man wielding them.