The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[DesEsseintes]

My girlfriends in the (number omitted but several decades ago) used a can or two of hairspray before a date.

Their hair would have survived a tornado without moving a millimetre.

Just a hunch...

 

[lovetoread]

Big but not crunchy, mine was crunchy in the late eighties/early nineties with mousse and spray.

My freaking hair touched the sky. I used a can of hairspray a week.

Those were freaking good days

 

[oggbashan]

Just a hunch...

Nope. That hair would have been disturbed by a tornado. She only used half a can.

More like these:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/96/25/f796258b4e4fa814a4e806e857b2a79a.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

My girlfriends in the (number omitted but several decades ago) used a can or two of hairspray before a date.

Their hair would have survived a tornado without moving a millimetre.

Ha! I know. When I used to get in pissed from clubbing and fall into bed, the next morning there would be a ton of makeup on the pillow like the fucking Turin Shroud and my hair would have set into the pillow like a fucking nest of crusty vipers.

Sexy bitch.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Nope. That hair would have been disturbed by a tornado. She only used half a can.

More like these:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/96/25/f796258b4e4fa814a4e806e857b2a79a.jpg

Good golly, Miss Molly!

I hope you were careful when lighting her cigarette for her!

 

[oggbashan]

Good golly, Miss Molly!

I hope you were careful when lighting her cigarette for her!

She used a foot-long cigarette holder. She was a serious fire risk.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My freaking hair touched the sky. I used a can of hairspray a week.

Those were freaking good days

A-fucking-men. I backcombed the living fuck out of mine, pressed the side into a wave, had the other side like a quiff and scrunched the fuck out of it. Coated it all in so much products was like shellac. Totally neglected the back though so looked liked I'd stepped out of a box.

 

[lovetoread]

A-fucking-men. I backcombed the living fuck out of mine, pressed the side into a wave, had the other side like a quiff and scrunched the fuck out of it. Coated it all in so much products was like shellac. Totally neglected the back though so looked liked I'd stepped out of a box.

I would get the pick out and get the side of my hair to the size I wanted, then spray the crap out of it until it was like a solid mass.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I would get the pick out and get the side of my hair to the size I wanted, then spray the crap out of it until it was like a solid mass.

Same here. It's a wonder my lungs weren't fucked with all the spraying.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PhpxmfWqKIg/Tf93npxTPRI/AAAAAAAAFKU/vMoNMuJS1nk/s1600/hobo+in+hair.jpg

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o2h0nPox1rxc156o1_250.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hope you die in fire, Doctor Cuntface.

 

[1HF]

How did I know she'd show up. One more who I'm sure will post, and then that thread can die.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Jealousy is a terrible thing for some women. Eats them up.

 

[DesEsseintes]

How did I know she'd show up. One more who I'm sure will post, and then that thread can die.

Her name is extraordinarily apt. I picture her scouring the mortuaries with increasing desperation, seeking out fresh body parts.

 

[1HF]

I shouldn't have even bothered responding.

I may have my issues, but I don't spend my days intentionally trying to make people feel bad about themselves.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I shouldn't have even bothered responding.

I may have my issues, but I don't spend my days intentionally trying to make people feel bad about themselves.

The annoying thing is that she is now engaged in a fight with hashtag and I want them both to lose

I suppose, in all the important ways, they already have.

 

[Jennifer]

A-fucking-men. I backcombed the living fuck out of mine, pressed the side into a wave, had the other side like a quiff and scrunched the fuck out of it. Coated it all in so much products was like shellac. Totally neglected the back though so looked liked I'd stepped out of a box.

Yes!!

I used the hairspray and hair dryer trick to really pull out the sides. I'm surprised I wasn't poisoned on days it rained. I can still taste the spray.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I hope you die in fire, Doctor Cuntface.

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-15743516755912/bitter-apple-spray-keep-pets-away-from-plants-wounds-40.gif

How did I know she'd show up. One more who I'm sure will post, and then that thread can die.

http://abillionlaughs.com/pics/2/Sweet-Kitten-With-A-Flower.jpg

 

[pointless]

she probably doesn't look good in a messy bun.

 

[Jennifer]

And always with the fat shaming. Which 1HF is most certainly not.

 

[DesEsseintes]

And always with the fat shaming. Which 1HF is most certainly not.

It's hilariously transparent that her figure is all she has going for her. I'm sorry her cabbage soup diet makes her grumpy, but it's entirely her own fault.

 

[Mr Noone]

Catching up...

You are to comprehension what Phil is to dentistry.

That's harsh, but apt.

I laughed.

Phil is my boss and a rancid cunt. His teeth are like dustbins, one every yard. And when he smiles it's a frightening spectacle, rather like passing Stone Henge when the sun is going down. The crooked blighters are covered in a green moss like plaque and have bread stuck in the crevices. He smells like old pennies and I firmly believe he is in some way related to Mengele.

And laughed and laughed out loud.

We should stage a GB Threepenny opera.

You're a Messer.

 

[1HF]

You guys really are wonderful.

Stop giving me the feels.

Time to go sketch and make dinner.

 

[TheJadge]

I shouldn't have even bothered responding.

I may have my issues, but I don't spend my days intentionally trying to make people feel bad about themselves.

You always have the WH with me, baybee.

 

[nymph817]

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-15743516755912/bitter-apple-spray-keep-pets-away-from-plants-wounds-40.gif

http://abillionlaughs.com/pics/2/Sweet-Kitten-With-A-Flower.jpg

That's really sweet of you to post those for her, Doctor. http://www.abandonia.com/vbullet/images/smilies/generic/blush