The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[lovetoread]

i've said it before: back in the 20's they really knew how to do cute, short hairstyles for women.

and yes, i've actually said that before. at least twice.

now thrice.

that probably makes me weird. i'm okay with that.

Whats wrong with my hair, eh?

 

[pointless]

I dunno how it is where you are, but the hipsters over here ruined that style through ubiquity about eight or nine years ago.

my niece recently made me aware of hipsters trying to emulate lumberjacks. i really wish she hadn't. i can only hate hipsters so much before it starts to become unhealthy.

 

[Sean]

Hipsters over here have red trousers and ironic facial hair, and ride unicycles to work at their cereal bar.

Also, a sharp bob works best with sharper cheekbones.

It's a pity that place wasn't burnt to the ground rather than just getting some graffiti.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I miss eighties big hair. I love big hair.

 

[oggbashan]

Sometimes I think about the lurkers and it makes me wonder if we're someone's internet version of reality tv.

If you compare the number of people registered to be on the GB with those actually posting...

They're watching you!

They're standing around the edges of the room watching the performers.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If you compare the number of people registered to be on the GB with those actually posting...

They're watching you!

They're standing around the edges of the room watching the performers.

And wanking.

 

[Sean]

I miss eighties big hair. I love big hair.

Oh, you've done it now...

 

[pointless]

Whats wrong with my hair, eh?

no comment.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I bet you like flapper dresses and over long strings of pearls, too.

The only problem with flappers was the strapped down breasts. A combination of 50s hourglass and 20s hair would keep me happy forever.

No pearl necklace gags from me.

Oops.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh, you've done it now...

Well I do. Come near me with straighteners and I will fucking cut you.

 

[pointless]

and yes, she did. 80's hair is an abomination. only the early 90's were worse.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's a pity that place wasn't burnt to the ground rather than just getting some graffiti.

Very true.

I had to love the Class War guy who was asked for his reaction to the owners' comments about being singled out.

'They're milking it.'

 

[yossi]

If you compare the number of people registered to be on the GB with those actually posting...

They're watching you!

They're standing around the edges of the room watching the performers.

Performance art. I feel like I'm breaking the fourth wall having this conversation.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Now I have to throw my hair up in a messy bun with my silver chopsticks, and keep my glasses on for my meeting.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Big but not crunchy, mine was crunchy in the late eighties/early nineties with mousse and spray.

 

[oggbashan]

Performance art. I feel like I'm breaking the fourth wall having this conversation.

But there are so few of us to watch.

Wouldn't it be better to get involved, to suffer the slings and arrows of GB abuse, than to stand around like statues?

 

[yossi]

And wanking.

Well, there are some sexy motherfuckers here.

 

[nymph817]

More women need to do the Louise Brooks thing. Such a cute cut.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mREz_EOMImI/TZSAACwZ7fI/AAAAAAAAQug/bUcODqnwzDs/s1600/ednamode.jpg
Edna Mode: Dahlink, I am here for you !

 

[pointless]

Big but not crunchy, mine was crunchy in the late eighties/early nineties with mousse and spray.

monster.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Performance art. I feel like I'm breaking the fourth wall having this conversation.

We should stage a GB Threepenny opera.

 

[oggbashan]

Big but not crunchy, mine was crunchy in the late eighties/early nineties with mousse and spray.

My girlfriends in the (number omitted but several decades ago) used a can or two of hairspray before a date.

Their hair would have survived a tornado without moving a millimetre.

 

[pointless]

i wanna play polly.

damnit. i am weird.

 

[DesEsseintes]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mREz_EOMImI/TZSAACwZ7fI/AAAAAAAAQug/bUcODqnwzDs/s1600/ednamode.jpg
Dahlink, I am here for you !

What the fuck is that? And why are you posting cartoons?

 

[Fata Morgana]

monster.

My hair was a many cornered weapon back then.

 

[Sean]

My girlfriends in the (number omitted but several decades ago) used a can or two of hairspray before a date.

Their hair would have survived a tornado without moving a millimetre.

There are pictures of my ma with the full on beehive. She informs me that two cans of hairspray was the minimum.