The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck him.

Let's mash our vulvas together, take pics, burn 'em, then tell him. That'll teach him.

Burn the pics, not the vulvas.

 

[parodyluvr75]

how much more plucking can one bird take?

did someone drop you in the egg?!

Ha, I am a bit bald, but it's the thought that counts.

I'm waiting on the batter and dip, story of my life.

 

[Sean]

Fata made me open a packet of Jaffa cakes with my tea.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Burn the pics, not the vulvas.

We'd make a great band. Bastardo & The Burnt Vulvas.

 

[Lorilei]

Fuck him.

Let's mash our vulvas together, take pics, burn 'em, then tell him. That'll teach him.

You are deliciously evil.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata made me open a packet of Jaffa cakes with my tea.

I hope you choke on 'em you cunt.





Of course I could nip to the corner shop...

 

[Sean]

I hope you choke on 'em you cunt.





Of course I could nip to the corner shop...

I get the generic ones from Sainsbury's. They're just as good as McVities and a third of the price.

 

[spacekowboy]

You realize that I would quite literally die if that occurred, right?


I mean aneurysm in the brain, dead.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I get the generic ones from Sainsbury's. They're just as good as McVities and a third of the price.

My corner shop does nasty cheap ones and they are bloody lovely. I actually prefer them.

 

[spacekowboy]

We'd make a great band. Bastardo & The Burnt Vulvas.

Tony Orlando and Dawn would have nothing on us.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You realize that I would quite literally die if that occurred, right?


I mean aneurysm in the brain, dead.

Wish Laurelle could mash the three of us up with that moniker!

 

[OjosMojo]

I wonder if someone other than one of Lit's biggest cunts had started that thread, it might have gone differently.

How's it feel to finally realize even Killsnitch has bigger nads than you?

 

[spacekowboy]

Wish Laurelle could mash the three of us up with that moniker!

Bastardo

BurntVulva1a

BurntVulva1b

 

[Sean]

How's it feel to finally realize even Killsnitch has bigger nads than you?

Apart from the fact I said the same thing years ago? Fuck off Eeyore, you dumb cunt.

 

[1HF]

Time changes things.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fuck him.

Let's mash our vulvas together, take pics, burn 'em, then tell him. That'll teach him.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3126865/genie-jaw-drop-2-o.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3126865/genie-jaw-drop-2-o.gif

I put my sexy av up just for you Doc.

 

[spacekowboy]

I really thought I killed that interview.

Guess not.

 

[OjosMojo]

Apart from the fact I said the same thing years ago?

Of course you did...

~ pats head, pats head ~

BTW:

Being the righteous poser you play here, it's seems daddy's little girl is in full support of another woman consenting to being beaten to the point of welts and bleeding, just as she seems to have no problem whatsoever posting with those who enjoy posting with Recidiva; can you share how you reach such obvious compromise with your little girl on what you otherwise - allegedly - pontificate to others is totally intolerable?

I.E.: please, using all your CrackerJack box degrees you must, explain how the words "intolerable" and "tolerable" obviously mean the very same to you.

 

[Sean]

Of course you did...

~ pats head, pats head ~

BTW:

Being the righteous poser you play here, it's seems daddy's little girl is in full support of another woman consenting to being beaten to the point of welts and bleeding, just as she seems to have no problem whatsoever posting with those who enjoy posting with Recidiva; can you share how you reach such obvious compromise with your little girl on what you otherwise - allegedly - pontificate to others is totally intolerable?

I.E.: please, using all your CrackerJack box degrees you must, explain how the words "intolerable" and "tolerable" obviously mean the very same to you.

You've never actually had a girlfriend, have you, Eeyore?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I put my sexy av up just for you Doc.

Damn, girl!

You know what I like.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You've never actually had a girlfriend, have you, Eeyore?

I bet he has a jar of liver he calls Mabel.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nv1sg4thOf1tx21j0o1_500_zpsguqeriqx.gif

 

[Wings]

And then I got promoted.

Well.

Okay then.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Bastardo & The Burnt Vulvas

Title of the next blurt thread, right there.