marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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In 8th grade, we had this guy running around who insisted that everyone called him Mustang. You'd walk up to him and say, "Hey, Josh."
And he'd say, "Mustang."
"What?"
"Mustang. That's my name now, everyone calls me Mustang."
"No one calls you that. Who the hell calls you "Mustang?"
Obviously, no one ever called him Mustang. But since he wanted a nickname so bad, we obliged and took to calling him "Musty" or "Tangy," both of which pissed him off to no end.
It's the same thing with Bruce Jenner. Sorry, but you don't get to give yourself a name. Sorry, Bruce, but that's just lame.
And he'd say, "Mustang."
"What?"
"Mustang. That's my name now, everyone calls me Mustang."
"No one calls you that. Who the hell calls you "Mustang?"
Obviously, no one ever called him Mustang. But since he wanted a nickname so bad, we obliged and took to calling him "Musty" or "Tangy," both of which pissed him off to no end.
It's the same thing with Bruce Jenner. Sorry, but you don't get to give yourself a name. Sorry, Bruce, but that's just lame.