What if I find Big Bird looking through my windows at night?

parodyluvr75

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What if I find Big Bird peeking through the windows of my house late at night with a flashlight?
 
Shoot him, defeather him and roast him on a bed of fennel and ginger.
 
Close the curtains.

I would hold out for cookie monster...:D
 
Laugh..."Wow you are one tall Sob Bird.. Where the fuck did Cookie bury his stash...only the good shit Bird...Chocolate Chip... Do not make me call Oscar...or Miss Piggy..really pisses Kermit off..." ;)
 
Knowing Big Bird as I do (we are pretty tight) I'd say he was lost and looking for his nest..
I don't know if you know it or not, but Birds I.Q. is in the low 70's. He's really more like a 6 year old rather than a bird of 45 years. Poor little fella..
 
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