The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Disgustipated]

Go into work and be productive or sit here, post, play with myself, smoke cigars and have a burger?

hmmmm

Sounds like a decision the media is forcing on Peyton.

 

[Jennifer]

Why not just use an old sock?

I'm classy!!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Go into work and be productive or sit here, post, play with myself, smoke cigars and have a burger?

hmmmm

Which one will make you feel better about yourself? I'm guessing option 2 which also sounds more fun. Add a purple sparkly thong and there's no reason to consider option 1 at all.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sounds like a decision the media is forcing on Peyton.

Be nice to him. He is old!

Which one will make you feel better about yourself? I'm guessing option 2 which also sounds more fun. Add a purple sparkly thong and there's no reason to consider option 1 at all.

The machinists wonder why I am smiling. They have no idea that a purple sparkly thong is creeping up my asscrack.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah.

Fuck work.

Time to find some decent porn.

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm classy!!

And insatiable. Or so I'm told.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yeah.

Fuck work.

Time to find some decent porn.

I prefer mine to be of an indecent nature.

 

[Saint Peter]

I prefer mine to be of an indecent nature.

Link us!

 

[Disgustipated]

Link us!

Quit being mean to those of us without the interwebz.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Link us!

No options for me today I have to go to the shop. So you and your option B are on your own. I'm not at all jealous.

 

[Not Normal]

Do they make Faberge' ball gags? I need one. For a friend.

I'm sure there's someone in Etsy who makes those.

 

[Lorilei]

safe from Werekittens.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=293474m

Where the hell have you been?

 

[yossi]

https://www.emojibase.com/resources/img/emojis/android/1f3b6.pngI'm not inclined to resign to maturity...https://www.emojibase.com/resources/img/emojis/android/1f3b6.png

 

[Noor]

The choir through my window sounds fantastic!
Today I am going on a boat ride to see the fall colors, such as they are

 

[Spins]

<stretches>

Eggs someone?

 

[Noor]

<stretches>

Eggs someone?

Faberge?

 

[Lorilei]

The choir through my window sounds fantastic!
Today I am going on a boat ride to see the fall colors, such as they are

That sounds like a fun day, Noor.

 

[Spins]

Sausage and Eggs!

 

[Noor]

That sounds like a fun day, Noor.

I am doing a meetup so I have no idea.
I haven't been on a boat in a couple years, so I am wearing my leg brace just in case.
One of my friends might also be going, but I won't know until I get there.

 

[Saint Peter]

Where the hell have you been?

This.

 

[Noor]

They just sang Jerusalem, Byron would have been pleased.
They also have classical musicians. Episcopal...

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Draft Kings,

Please fuck off.

Love,
Pete

 

[Lyricalli]

It's actually a little painful to watch the attempts at being funny, at 'trolling', that constantly fall so short of the mark with no sign of improvement.

 

[Noor]

It's actually a little painful to watch the attempts at being funny, at 'trolling', that constantly fall so short of the mark with no sign of improvement.

You have to give them something for tenacity

 

[Saint Peter]

Ravens?
Redskins?

I am in the butthole of pro football.