Can you keep it in your pants?

"My dildo feels so good, your cock feels better."


That was golden.
 
Mmmmmm, it's hard not to touch listening to your sweet little voice.

I blue balled something like this before. :cattail:

I also see you have a sex map. I never understood why food and sex is on the island of mundania. :T If anything it's a bit infuriating.
 
I have to admit that was the sexiest thing I have ever heard. I'm not usually one for audio erotica but you blew me away.

You are missing out! Lit has an amazing section of audios by people who are much more skilled than my not even 2 minute clip. For instance FunLuvingAJ. I'm a lover of Mirage and Spurious.
 
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11KlEy4Lpci

No, keep them out of there! I'm not done with you yet!

Ah yes, the audio I prefer. ;) Your first audio was very nice, but I very much liked hearing you talk casually instead.

A couple of things I gathered from your message. You were questioning the dates of Worlds? Yeah, it's all of October according to their website. Also, you main Alistar? Well, I can't say that I main anybody.

You see, I have a great respect for League of Legends. I have every champion, a lot of skins, fabric posters on my walls, and I have been watching NA play for about 2 years. With that being said, I absolutely suck at the game. That's probably an over exaggeration, but I prefer to watch games like a sport rather than to play it myself. Yasuo would never be my main champion. I just like his background story and style. In play, I prefer Jinx/Ashe as ADC, Leona for support, and tank Ekko for Jungle. I rarely play mid, but I do run Ahri occasionally and Riven/Gnar for top. I never really deviated from those champions and I have never played ranked.

Sooo.... yeah, I'm not legit. =P
 
Ah yes, the audio I prefer. ;) Your first audio was very nice, but I very much liked hearing you talk casually instead.

A couple of things I gathered from your message. You were questioning the dates of Worlds? Yeah, it's all of October according to their website. Also, you main Alistar? Well, I can't say that I main anybody.

You see, I have a great respect for League of Legends. I have every champion, a lot of skins, fabric posters on my walls, and I have been watching NA play for about 2 years. With that being said, I absolutely suck at the game. That's probably an over exaggeration, but I prefer to watch games like a sport rather than to play it myself. Yasuo would never be my main champion. I just like his background story and style. In play, I prefer Jinx/Ashe as ADC, Leona for support, and tank Ekko for Jungle. I rarely play mid, but I do run Ahri occasionally and Riven/Gnar for top. I never really deviated from those champions and I have never played ranked.

Sooo.... yeah, I'm not legit. =P

I don't know why but when I record on vocaroo it comes out super shitty.

I don't main Alistar but learned him because of Aphromoo who is definitely my senpai desu! There's actually an esports bar in NY. Perhaps later in the season I'll have some time to swing by. If you have Ekko you must still be playing! I'm no challenger but I'm quite close to gold this season. I've never read Yasuo's back story. My favorite stories are for Braum and Nami.
 
I don't know why but when I record on vocaroo it comes out super shitty.

I don't main Alistar but learned him because of Aphromoo who is definitely my senpai desu! There's actually an esports bar in NY. Perhaps later in the season I'll have some time to swing by. If you have Ekko you must still be playing! I'm no challenger but I'm quite close to gold this season. I've never read Yasuo's back story. My favorite stories are for Braum and Nami.

Well yes, I do have the game and I play casually with friends from time to time. I buy the champions because apparently I have this instinct to throw money at Riot Games. I'm pretty sure if I were ranked, I would be Cardboard 5. lol

Your senpai is an NA player? You should make a sexy Vocaroo for Faker and date that man. Just kidding. I do love CLG and hope they are successful. I don't have quite high hopes for Hai's C9 but I would love to see them make some progress.

And well yes, the audio was a little difficult to hear but you sounded very cute. I wish I were in that bar with you in NY, but my mind wouldn't be on League. :D
 
Well yes, I do have the game and I play casually with friends from time to time. I buy the champions because apparently I have this instinct to throw money at Riot Games. I'm pretty sure if I were ranked, I would be Cardboard 5. lol

Your senpai is an NA player? You should make a sexy Vocaroo for Faker and date that man. Just kidding. I do love CLG and hope they are successful. I don't have quite high hopes for Hai's C9 but I would love to see them make some progress.

And well yes, the audio was a little difficult to hear but you sounded very cute. I wish I were in that bar with you in NY, but my mind wouldn't be on League. :D

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Rt2apObTD

I think if I made a sexy vocaroo for Faker, he'd throw it into a bin with the rest that he gets. Besides, my Korean is limited to hello, thank you, and kimchi.
 
Made a new edition. Evidently I can touch all through this but others can't.:devil:
 
I was touching myself before I even clicked on the link. I may be instantly disqualified but I don't seem to care right now.
 
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