Seeking a writer/editor/penpal/intelligent woman... And ass-squeeze recipient :-)

jsmiam

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I realize this is a tad unusual, and also that there IS an editor's forum where people can go and find people for editing stories the right way.

But I also thought it might be fun to see if there's an intriguing person here (female please, and no Adam's Apple like that last one :rolleyes:), who is also an amateur writer and/or editor also, where we can not just help one another in writing, proofreading, editing, etc., but perhaps also start blurring the lines between fact vs. fiction if we were for example, to start writing about or to one another.

I am married and over 40 and nice looking and fit and I kid around a lot and I don't complain much and am occupied with my regular day to day life and I know this sentence is too long and breathless sounding, but I'm trying (and probably failing) to be funny. Those who laugh at really corny jokes are encouraged to move to the front of the line and cut in front of everyone else. :D A female version of me would be ideal! PM or write here, whichever is best for you.

You should also move to the front of the line and cut in if... If you have a small snippet of your writing you care to share; If you have the "hot librarian" or "hot teacher" look (especially English teachers, of course); If you work in an office and dress really nicely and tastefully, but with some secret lurking beneath the surface; If you're funny; If you have back dimples; If you took the time (it's not hard) to find some of my stories here on Lit (I really do write a bit, just for fun); If you are more a reader than a writer, but like to read, share ideas, etc.; If you are a doctor, lawyer, or other position of power and are annoyed that there are still men bothered by that; If even though you think they are absolutely ridiculous, you still own a pair of trampy CFMN high heeled pumps, just to be bad (That's C-F-M-N, not C-F-N-M, by the way, there's a difference!); If you took a seductive selfie, and are dying to show it to someone; If you are also here, not expecting or seeking true love and to leave your life, but to make a friend and laugh a bit (OK, we'll steam up the car windows too); If you will get in a fight with any woman who tries to cut in ahead of you, but you'll end the fight quickly by starting to make out with her (actually, skip the fight, and go straight to the making out?); If you do indeed drink beer and wear jeans when not all dressed up (in your hot librarian outfit); But most importantly, as I said earlier: If you like really corny humor and laughed at anything I wrote here, and if you know not to take any of it too seriously, you should definitely move to the front of the line and PM me. Or perhaps if it made you chuckle, bump the post for me with a comment. :cool:
 
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...If you took the time (it's not hard) to find some of my stories here on Lit...
and want to tell me about a typo or error you found...

Unfortunately, that wouldn't be too hard... that's why I need an editor/writer for a pen pal! :)
 
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If an actor won't stop acting, can they say, "Don't stop me, I'm on a role?"
 
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Bums... Not bump. Bums..

Not British either, just bums worked better. Buns next time. :D
 
Sadly, I don't have time to edit another person's work but as a librarian and a writer, you're post was quite amusing so I'll give it a "bump" and check out your posted stories.
 
Sadly, I don't have time to edit another person's work but as a librarian and a writer, you're post was quite amusing so I'll give it a "bump" and check out your posted stories.

Thanks! That makes me wanna jump you!

Aww, crap.. I shoulda saved "jump" for next time I wanted to bump.

Naaah, you were totally worth using it on... :D
 
I'm not much of a writer, but I did enjoy reading your post :)

Hey, you didn't say, "Im knot macho far righter butt eye did and joy reeding ur post.", so I think you're ahead of more writers than you think! :)

Oh, wait... what's the SPF you're using there? I've got some 50 here. I think you might be getting burnt. Here, let me... :D
 
Somehow I think that being an author involves a little more than that.

Looking at my writings... "Umm... Nope!" :D

Seriously, you should write! You're clearly interested, and this is a great place to start. It's what's in your head that people find interesting, just translate it from inside your head (or perhaps wherever else it may be coming from? :D) to the computer screen. As an erotica site, the rigid rules you probably hated in the past aren't so rigid. I mean, sure, SOME things are rigid. Just not the rules.
 
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