Think koalas are cute?

[warrior queen]

The dropbear lives!
http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/fial68/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-09/cid_982_zpsjvxkbcko.jpeg







Heh....yet another reason most of you are too scared to come visit Oz

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah.



You never know what their woman have been screwing...

 

[Que]

Yeah.



You never know what their woman have been screwing...

Reported.

 

[warrior queen]

Yeah.



You never know what their woman have been screwing...

Urk! I just gigglesnorted red wine all over myself!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Reported.

I've reported your report.

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[Que]

I've reported your report.

​

I have suplimented my defense of my initial report and denied all allegations contained in your report of my report.

 

[oggbashan]

If you are in a zoo and are offered a Koala Bear to cuddle - Beware!

They are nocturnal and can get irritated if disturbed during the day. Their usual response is just piss and shit, but they do have claws and teeth...

 

[Que]

If you are in a zoo and are offered a Koala Bear to cuddle - Beware!

They are nocturnal and can get irritated if disturbed during the day. Their usual response is just piss and shit, but they do have claws and teeth...

Watch it, you are going to get Mike Yates excited.

 

[warrior queen]

Watch it, you are going to get Mike Yates excited.

That's it! I'm switching to water.
It hurts less coming out your nose....

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And people say I'm a picky eater.

http://assets.enjin.com/wall_embed_images/pic_full/1442492025_koala_1134076b.jpg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

The dropbear lives!
http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/fial68/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-09/cid_982_zpsjvxkbcko.jpeg


Heh....yet another reason most of you are too scared to come visit Oz

I call bullshit. Koalas ARE so cute I'm saying that little skank offered herself up as bait. Look at that little smile on her face. She knows whats coming, and it's right where she wants to go.

How 'bout a trip to the outback, Sheila, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the desert, miss.

 

[pointless]

I call bullshit. Koalas ARE so cute I'm saying that little skank offered herself up as bait. Look at that little smile on her face. She knows whats coming, and it's right where she wants to go.

How 'bout a trip to the outback, Sheila, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the desert, miss.

koalas eat shit and many of them have syphilis. on the plus side, the ladies are all about girl on girl action. of course, they're girl koalas so yuck. still....

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/x/www.dailydawdle.com/images.dailydawdle.com/koala-dry-vs-wet-scary-wtf4.jpg

 

[pointless]

or is it the clap? god, i can't remember.

 

[Sean]

or is it the clap? god, i can't remember.

Chlamydia.

 

[pointless]

Chlamydia.

yeah. either way they're filthy shit eaters.

 

[yossi]

https://assets.rbl.ms/335791/980x.jpg

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

koalas eat shit and many of them have syphilis. on the plus side, the ladies are all about girl on girl action. of course, they're girl koalas so yuck. still....

I thought it was chlamydia that they could infect you with if one pisses on you.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not only do they have chalmydia, they stink terribly and are aggressive little arseholes.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-16/koala-chases-south-australian-woman-on-quad-bike/6701210

That's how I start most conversations with strangers.
I hate koalas.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Not only do they have chalmydia, they stink terribly and are aggressive little arseholes.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-16/koala-chases-south-australian-woman-on-quad-bike/6701210

I'm starting to like these guys.

 

[warrior queen]

Come on now... Don't be like that. Let's get on board with the Quokka instead.

Quokkas are cute....but they are riddled with lice. And because they're fully protected, you can't stop them coming into your tent/cabin - meaning you end up with lice bites too.

 

[warrior queen]

That's why you just look at cute pictures of them on the Internet instead of sharing a sleeping bag with them.

Here ya go...

http://www.australiangeographic.com...os/2015/09/smiling-quokkas-of-rottnest-island

 

[doowdniw]

Looks like a furry rat with a pouch. A cute furry rat with a pouch. And reportedly a lot of lice.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/AusGeo/2015/09/03/58774/smiling-quokka-rottnest.jpg

A three-eyed penis! Who knew?