The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Lord Pmann]

My sister told me to stop texting her HP dick quotes.

She told me to stop sending her hairy dick pics. Man, she's a real bitch.

 

[OjosMojo]

I think Jesus Christ's first breast would have been Mary Magdalene's.

You really need to rethink that.

 

[yossi]

But you won't.

Oh hell no. She, and now Brooke, are going to be dicked all day.

She told me to stop sending her hairy dick pics. Man, she's a real bitch.

It's like she has a wand stuck up her behind.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Oh hell no. She, and now Brooke, are going to be dicked all day.

This sounds perfect!

 

[phantom4533]

I can't seem to find the place for converting whiskey shots, ounces of wine and beer, and cheese into steps in my fitbit set-up.

 

[Killswitch1]

I didn't know Gary Richrath died ten days ago.

Maybe one of the best guitarists ever lived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR8CnXn8LY0

 

[Lyricalli]

It irritates me to find myself growing attached to him, because if I had wanted the responsibility of caring for a pet I'd have picked one out.

No sense in being irritated about it, for the creature has already won. Perhaps not what you wanted, but maybe something you'll come to appreciate in time.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Yeah, how about no.

 

[dolf]

I should be getting pretty, ready to go out to dinner. but i'm in bed, in my PJs, petting suzycat. any minute now i'll move.

any... minute... now...

 

[Killswitch1]

izzat whatchoo call it?

Suzycat?

Cute.

 

[dolf]

ok, i'm dressed and I look fabulous! eye candy is a lucky, lucky boy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A realistic illustration or a photo of an abused woman's face as your first avatar, eh? That's what you were pathetically climbing for over your hundredth post today?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b1cyoIlh1qh6k9co1_500.gif

The ways people put their broken, shitty souls on broadcast.

 

[1HF]

ok, i'm dressed and I look fabulous! eye candy is a lucky, lucky boy.

*cough* pics *cough*

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^
1HF, did you fall down in the shower?!?!

 

[Aquagal]

I'm making tamales, all by myself. This is 4 person job.

 

[1HF]

^^^
1HF, did you fall down in the shower?!?!

Thankfully, no.

 

[butters]

I saw this tumblr post that encourages people to change the word "wand" in any Harry Potter sentence to "dick" and I've been reading through the first book, cackling at the results.

love this

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't talk a lot. This is a good thing.

I'm more brain than mouth and more action than words. And this is why they pay me the big money. Because I get it done.

Typical work conversations with me aren't some drawn out affair. I don't have that kind of time.

Yesterday I found the lady. I looked her in the eyes and said hi. I said five more words and she nodded and immediately called for assistance over the PA. I walked away. That's it, that's all and that's the way I like it. It works. You're not wasting any time.

It's been like this my whole life.

This is why I like words like cunt and cockface. Short, sharp and to the point.

 

[thør]

I'm making tamales, all by myself. This is 4 person job.

Yummmm

Tamales......

 

[thør]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12037978_1528292070742749_2153294202446745645_n.jpg?oh=65abb961c90e6aa60687eb703bde7933&oe=56A904BE

 

[Saint Peter]

Laundry is ass.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Is it deliberately daft?

 

[thør]

Laundry is ass.

$10 and forgetaboutit.

 

[Saint Peter]

$10 and forgetaboutit.

Washed or buried?

 

[thør]

Washed or buried?

Does it matter?