"Okalahoma, Where The Derp's A Sweeping 'Cross The Plains"

[JackLuis]

Oklahoma teacher orders ‘evil’ 4-year-old to become righty: ‘Devil is often portrayed as left-handed’

An Oklahoma mother is furious after her son’s preschool teacher forced him to write with his right hand because she believes left-handers are “sinister.”

Alisha Sands said her 4-year-old son, Zayde, is just learning to read and write in his first year at Oakes Elementary in Okemah, reported KFOR-TV.

She said her son is left-handed, just like she is, but he came home from school last week and struggled to complete some homework using his right hand — so she asked him why.

“I just asked, ‘Is there anything his teachers ever asked about his hands?’” she told the TV station. “And he raises (the left one) one and says, ‘This one’s bad.'”

 

[RjThoughts]

Oklahoma teacher orders ‘evil’ 4-year-old to become righty: ‘Devil is often portrayed as left-handed’

Catholic schools have stopped this! I see the King James Christians haven't!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Some of us lefties are sinister.

 

[RjThoughts]

I dated a redheaded southpaw in college. Double Evil!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ha! Resistance is futile.

 

[RjThoughts]

She and her friends were, um...

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yet you seem to have survived.

 

[RjThoughts]

Yet you seem to have survived.

thank God for caffeine, pizza, and being in shape! ROFL

 

[Aglaopheme]

thank God for caffeine, pizza, and being in shape! ROFL

Too funny, too true.

Having red hair, blue-green eyes and being left handed puts me at one tenth of one percent of the population. More rare than a four leaf clover as they say.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You're a ginger?! I'm sorry since you seem to be an okay person but I will have to report you to my local Dalek.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Guilty as charged.

 

[Sean Renaud]

*sniff* We could have been friends. Now be a good Ginger and don't run from the killer robot. It's for the good of mankind.

 

[Aglaopheme]

If I didn't fightback I wouldn't be a true ginger.

https://gingerfightback.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/dalek-ginger-wig.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

If I didn't fightback I wouldn't be a true ginger.

https://gingerfightback.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/dalek-ginger-wig.jpg

Dalek Trump?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Now I am running.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Dalek Trump? Fuck that noise, I'm gonna go put in a call for Missy to help me out.

 

[RjThoughts]

Too funny, too true.

Having red hair, blue-green eyes and being left handed puts me at one tenth of one percent of the population. More rare than a four leaf clover as they say.

My college honey had hazel-gray eyes. It didn't help ME that she was also "descended" from a long line of Celtic "witches"

Or so said her redheaded, hazel-green eyed mom

 

[Sean Renaud]

Did she turn you into a newt?

 

[RjThoughts]

Did she turn you into a newt?

Bite your tongue! I am no Southern blowhard hypocrite Christian politician!!!

Oh, not that Newt.

No, but her and I, along with her mom and sisters would have some great "campfire story" tellings!

 

[Sean Renaud]

You win the internet today.