The Jagr Meister

[Lancecastor]

He's the man.

 

[Lancecastor]

Not a lot of hockey fans here, I guess...

...great story though.

Jaromir Jagr Blackmail Plot

According to Blesk, a Czech tabloid, a model named Catherine (18) from Moravia took a selfie in bed as Jagr (43) slept next to her. The image had been making the rounds on Czech social media. Someone came across the photo, and had the bright idea to attempt to extort 50,000 crowns (or roughly $2,000 U.S.) from Jagr or else the photo would be released to the media.

So the photo was shopped to the media, and on Sept. 17 Nova.cz published the altered photo that the blackmailer had been using as “proof” that they had the image, presumably the one presented to Jagr.

Alas, there was one catch for this criminal mastermind:

Jagr. Doesn’t Care.

He literally told the blackmailer to do whatever he wanted with the photo. And so it hit the Czech media, and it was published in several European publications, and Jagr just keeps on Jagr'ing.

It should be said that while Jagr is reportedly single, Catherine is reportedly not. According to several reports, she’s the girlfriend of Czech junior player Domink Rudl, who was born in 1996, by which time Jagr had already won two Stanley Cups and a scoring title. He also reportedly calls Jagr one of his idols, just in case this entire thing wasn't awkward enough.

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[Lancecastor]

Here she is with her boyfriend:

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/content/uploads/2015/09/22114645/katka8.jpg

 

[zipman]

I read that earlier.

Even better that it is becoming a meme.

 

[Lancecastor]

25 years in the NHL, makes something like 3.5 a season, net worth over 50 mill, never married, so no alimony....and lives in Czech in the off season, where 50 million makes him king shit.

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cardboard-icon-jaromir-jagr.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

He looks happy.

 

[Lancecastor]

He looks happy.

You know who really looks happy? Keith Richards.

Watched the new documentary "Under the Influence" last night; very enjoyable.