Your grandfather drove drunk at least once

[Pookie]

Well, he wasn't able to drive it. He was actually pretty useless, except for a laugh.

http://i.imgur.com/2moYQ.gif

 

[Pookie]

Your grandmother knew how to drive drunk ...

http://cdn.vintagecuties.com/videos/40s-retro-porno-videos-drunk-milf-bottle-fucks-big-hairy-pussy.jpg

 

[pointless]

my grandfather likely drove while high on amphetamines as well. narcolepsy is a pain in the ass.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Seriously, many people used to drink and drive; I do not know if they were always 'drunk,' but I remember them taking 'one for the road.' I also remember removing the empty bottles from under the seat.

 

[Pookie]

Somebody's future grandparents ...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3vk8gnar1qe1pkvo1_500.gif

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

What have you got against grandparents? Did they lock you in the cellar?

 

[girlsmiley]

Your grandmother knew how to drive drunk ...

http://cdn.vintagecuties.com/videos/40s-retro-porno-videos-drunk-milf-bottle-fucks-big-hairy-pussy.jpg

You play way harder on the internet than I do.

 

[Pookie]

What have you got against grandparents? Did they lock you in the cellar?

Yeah. It was my parents' idea though.

 

[Pookie]

You play way harder on the internet than I do.

You can find anything with the right search phrase.

 

[girlsmiley]

You can find anything with the right search phrase.

Searching for army building boobs right now.

 

[Pookie]

Searching for army building boobs right now.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mCe1cz5v0fI/Uua0DHPj0FI/AAAAAAAAMcI/CSHhZva7SX0/s1600/bigleo-s9nva-376e11.png

 

[Pookie]

Or this maybe?


http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1112/army-girls-army-girl-boobs-ass-hands-demotivational-posters-1323596021.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

I saw that one.

I'm stuck now looking at pictures of Christina Hendricks.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUY5LH2JC6d7TJfjRZ_lIrJiUagV6aXvOZwITSpjlyHXh4ZH_6WDPMhCwF

 

[girlsmiley]

Ahem. I'm staring because I'm wondering which one is the party tit and which one is the army builder. So that I know which one should be isolated.

 

[bluebell]

Ahem. I'm staring because I'm wondering which one is the party tit and which one is the army builder. So that I know which one should be isolated.

It requires deep inspection.

 

[Super-Surprise]

don't drink and drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB2HXvHxsGI

 

[girlsmiley]

It requires deep inspection.

Zackly.

See how clever she is, Pookie?

It's nice.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiG2mHSG3lCHh0v_7YV2TdM8jqjghl6Hvq8_MfWEsv37GcDdHG1VLF7dOU

 

[girlsmiley]

Also, I just wanted to let you guys know that indirectly I may have had sex with you.

https://onlinedoctor.lloydspharmacy.com/blog/sex-degrees/

 

[Shagly]

Also, I just wanted to let you guys know that indirectly I may have had sex with you.

https://onlinedoctor.lloydspharmacy.com/blog/sex-degrees/

Yikes!

I hope you were on the pill.

 

[Shagly]

You play way harder on the internet than I do.

batteries not included.

 

[AllyRose]

At least once.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yikes!

I hope you were on the pill.

I forgot about penises and now Smoot my baby daddy.

 

[Shagly]

I forgot about penises and now Smoot my baby daddy.

Keep this up and I will start throwing double ended dildos at you.

 

[girlsmiley]

Keep this up and I will start throwing double ended dildos at you.

What?

Please stop. I went along with the joke but now you're going back on ignore because you honest to goodness, straight up fucking creep me out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw that one.

I'm stuck now looking at pictures of Christina Hendricks.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUY5LH2JC6d7TJfjRZ_lIrJiUagV6aXvOZwITSpjlyHXh4ZH_6WDPMhCwF

She is divine. I want to have her babies. Like, I would give birth to them.

Have you seen her husband?