Gorza
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Many of our authors, most probably of the male variety, see varieties of coinage every time a woman reveals her breasts.
A most popular American cliche is that the perfect size for an areola is that of a US silver dollar. I hear that this particular denomination does not circulate in great numbers, and this then seems to be a reflection of said authors' lack of exposure to areolae IRL.
I've read some stories where there is a series of different breasts on display, with each pair being capped with areolae described in simile to different American coins. One innovative writer decided that a pair of large breasts was furnished with nipple-gardens the size and shape of credit cards! At least that's in keeping with the kerching theme.
If we have to have currency, then let it be golden dubloons, Byzantine bezants, good, old Shakespearean ducats, Arabian dinars, Krugerrands, British sovereigns, or mediaeval Chinese cash. The latter even have holes in the middle, so you could even thread them on to check!
However, let's have a reality check. Whenever I have the pleasure of seeing breasts, I do not think about money (do you?). Maybe I am a weird individual for not measuring each tit-circus that hoves into view against my extensive coin collection, but I hazard that the 'silver-dollar brigade' are cliche-riddled hacks who need to look at more breasts.
Most areolae are usually circular and roughly the size of various coins, and that is where any comparison stops. Coins are generally flat, while areolae hug a curved surface; coins are hard metal, while areolae are yielding flesh.
Areolae can be so big that they are difficult to surround with an OK sign, or small enough to be hidden under a thumb. Some can be elliptical, some can be a bit puffy. (Medically, puffiness of areolae is most between the ages of 13 and 15, and then reduces with age, so your 18-year-old All-American cheerleader might still have puffy dollars!) Age, pregnancy and nipple erection (medically, this is a quite different process from penile erection) can change the size and shape of areolae.
The colour of areolae and their nipples is worth description too: they can be various shades of pink, red and brown, even almost black (darker colours usually go with darker skin tones, but there is quite a lot of genetic variation).
If you authors want to get up close and personal with these merry-go-rounds (or carousels), you might want to describe those lovely little puckerings of the flesh. These are glands that secrete protective lubrication, which makes nipples quite tasty. (Medically, they are Montgomery's glands, named after a lucky 19th-century Irish physician who made an extensive survey of them.)
Am I a fetishist or just a concerned author? Whichever, I challenge you to write better, healthier, more real, and -- most definitely -- more kiss/lick/suck-able areolae.
A most popular American cliche is that the perfect size for an areola is that of a US silver dollar. I hear that this particular denomination does not circulate in great numbers, and this then seems to be a reflection of said authors' lack of exposure to areolae IRL.
I've read some stories where there is a series of different breasts on display, with each pair being capped with areolae described in simile to different American coins. One innovative writer decided that a pair of large breasts was furnished with nipple-gardens the size and shape of credit cards! At least that's in keeping with the kerching theme.
If we have to have currency, then let it be golden dubloons, Byzantine bezants, good, old Shakespearean ducats, Arabian dinars, Krugerrands, British sovereigns, or mediaeval Chinese cash. The latter even have holes in the middle, so you could even thread them on to check!
However, let's have a reality check. Whenever I have the pleasure of seeing breasts, I do not think about money (do you?). Maybe I am a weird individual for not measuring each tit-circus that hoves into view against my extensive coin collection, but I hazard that the 'silver-dollar brigade' are cliche-riddled hacks who need to look at more breasts.
Most areolae are usually circular and roughly the size of various coins, and that is where any comparison stops. Coins are generally flat, while areolae hug a curved surface; coins are hard metal, while areolae are yielding flesh.
Areolae can be so big that they are difficult to surround with an OK sign, or small enough to be hidden under a thumb. Some can be elliptical, some can be a bit puffy. (Medically, puffiness of areolae is most between the ages of 13 and 15, and then reduces with age, so your 18-year-old All-American cheerleader might still have puffy dollars!) Age, pregnancy and nipple erection (medically, this is a quite different process from penile erection) can change the size and shape of areolae.
The colour of areolae and their nipples is worth description too: they can be various shades of pink, red and brown, even almost black (darker colours usually go with darker skin tones, but there is quite a lot of genetic variation).
If you authors want to get up close and personal with these merry-go-rounds (or carousels), you might want to describe those lovely little puckerings of the flesh. These are glands that secrete protective lubrication, which makes nipples quite tasty. (Medically, they are Montgomery's glands, named after a lucky 19th-century Irish physician who made an extensive survey of them.)
Am I a fetishist or just a concerned author? Whichever, I challenge you to write better, healthier, more real, and -- most definitely -- more kiss/lick/suck-able areolae.
