What was the last crazy/off the wall thing you've done?

[Mischka]

"Last" would depend on which of these qualifies as crazy/off the wall.

• Entered a competitive Twister contest and came in second place, but only because the first place team totally cheated. I *will* get my revenge.
  
• Bribed a machete wielding guard to let me have exclusive access to a historical site, so I could photograph the sunrise over the ruins. $30 got me one of the best photos in my collection.
  
• Agreed to host 50 people in my home for a charity cocktail party. Which proved popular enough that I'm on the fourth iteration, and the guest list has doubled.
  
• Quit a job that had put me in the top 2% because it was sucking away my soul. I have since made only a portion of that income (although investments have definitely helped the blow), and when a former partner asked me last week to come back, I could confidently look him in the eye, smile, and say there's not a chance in hell.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That is crazy and off the wall, but not in a good way.

Certain people just know how to push my buttons. But not in a good way.

 

[Noor]

Certain people just know how to push my buttons. But not in a good way.

The trick is not to let them near the buttons. They can't push them if you don't allow them.

 

[BotanyBoy]

The trick is not to let them near the buttons. They can't push them if you don't allow them.

I prefer to prevent button pushing by disabling the button pusher.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll151/mikesinic/burrowers_Clancy_Brown.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

The trick is not to let them near the buttons. They can't push them if you don't allow them.

True.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I prefer to prevent button pushing by disabling the button pusher.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll151/mikesinic/burrowers_Clancy_Brown.jpg

Botany,shut your punk ass up.

You ain't disabling nobody, with that isolated life you live. Stfu.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Botany,shut your punk ass up.

You ain't disabling nobody, with that isolated life you live. Stfu.

Make me

And living out in the sticks isn't life in isolation......do be such an ignorant hood rat.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Make me

And living out in the sticks isn't life in isolation......do be such an ignorant hood rat.

You have to realize there is a problem first. So no chance of him evolving anytime soon.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Make me

And living out in the sticks isn't life in isolation......do be such an ignorant hood rat.

But I am a ignorant hood nigga. Why be something I'm not?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You have to realize there is a problem first. So no chance of him evolving anytime soon.

Someone wants my attention again.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Someone wants my attention again.

Na. In all honesty I have no energy tonight. I thought I might but I'm drained. Carry on.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Na. In all honesty I have no energy tonight. I thought I might but I'm drained. Carry on.

So you want me to do it with no effort from you? Nah I'll pass.

 

[Misshotndeep]

So you want me to do it with no effort from you? Nah I'll pass.

That's what she said.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That's what she said.

This isn't fun.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Stood up to the craps table and within 60 minutes was down $2K. Went to the window and took out another $1K and gambled on the dice turning in my favor. Walked out with the $3K divot replaced and 16 Benjamins in my pocket after tipping out the dealers handsomely.

 

[Hypoxia]

I stayed in place as the wildfire approached. I'm still here.

 

[Noor]

I stayed in place as the wildfire approached. I'm still here.

Is the wildfire still there too?

 

[Hypoxia]

Is the wildfire still there too?

See for yourself.

 

[Conager]

Stood up to the craps table and within 60 minutes was down $2K. Went to the window and took out another $1K and gambled on the dice turning in my favor. Walked out with the $3K divot replaced and 16 Benjamins in my pocket after tipping out the dealers handsomely.

That's not crazy that's stupid. Dice cannot possibly "turn in your favor." Future events with dice have absolutely nothing to do with what the dice did in the past.

 

[doowdniw]

I rolled through a stop sign yesterday. In my youth, I was known to jump off a bridge or two.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Signed up for a triathlon.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Signed up for a triathlon.

You can do it, you've always wanted a three way!

 

[Noor]

See for yourself.

I was afraid of that. Good Luck!

 

[Adre]

Went to a (mostly) nude coed bachelor party.

 

[Noor]

Went to a (mostly) nude coed bachelor party.

Did you go nude or did you go mostly nude? If mostly, what did you wear?