jaF0 Moderator Joined Dec 31, 2009 Posts 39,168 Sep 12, 2015 #1 Or maybe the question should be 'how many did you offend today?' Besides yourself that is. I do that one all the time.
Or maybe the question should be 'how many did you offend today?' Besides yourself that is. I do that one all the time.
phrodeau Literotica Guru Joined Jan 2, 2002 Posts 78,588 Sep 12, 2015 #3 I offended myself. I dropped my pants and took a dump right in front of me. Then I had to wipe my ass.
I offended myself. I dropped my pants and took a dump right in front of me. Then I had to wipe my ass.
Conager ¿Que? Cornelius! Joined Dec 2, 2014 Posts 18,282 Sep 12, 2015 #5 phrodeau said: I offended myself. I dropped my pants and took a dump right in front of me. Then I had to wipe my ass. Click to expand... Sounds like you have all the qualifications necessary to post around here. The ass wiping thing seems to be optional for some posters, though.
phrodeau said: I offended myself. I dropped my pants and took a dump right in front of me. Then I had to wipe my ass. Click to expand... Sounds like you have all the qualifications necessary to post around here. The ass wiping thing seems to be optional for some posters, though.
