Casting 'Clown Car '16, the Movie'

[JackLuis]

Looking on the Bright Side of Life, for a change.

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Start with the title: Clown Car! may sound like the movie someone will inevitably make about the 2016 presidential campaign, but how about evoking those great Seventies wacky-journey films like Death Race 2000, Vanishing Point or Smokey and the Bandit?
When I raised the question on Twitter, suggestions included All the President's Wanna-Bes, Every Which Way But Left, Cannonball Rug, A Kochwork Orange and the subtly appropriate Hair.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

But Carly Fiorina really is ugly. Havent heard anyone say she's boootiful.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Carly is only ugly if we're judging on a Hollywood scale, not a real people of her general age bracket scale.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Said another way, NO ONE SAYS TRUMP CALLED IT WRONG. I cant name anyone who says Carly is beautiful.

 

[Aphro]

I was unaware the U.S. Presidency required a modeling contract.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'm still trying to get myself moved into a universe where she qualifies as ugly.

But yes the presidency DOES require a modeling contract and has pretty much forever but was cemented when debates were televised.

 

[phrodeau]

I'm still trying to get myself moved into a universe where she qualifies as ugly.

But yes the presidency DOES require a modeling contract and has pretty much forever but was cemented when debates were televised.

She just turned 61 years old and still looks 40.

I for one am glad she didn't keep her maiden name, Sneed.

 

[phrodeau]

This Presidential race needs more Jesse Ventura.

http://www.startribune.com/ventura-...p-or-running-for-president-himself/327119051/

 

[JackLuis]

This Presidential race needs more Jesse Ventura.

http://www.startribune.com/ventura-...p-or-running-for-president-himself/327119051/

Ventura says with relish that Trump’s candidacy is wrecking the Republican Party. “I think it’s far more important to destroy the two-party dictatorship of this country than any other issue. … I’m glad what he is doing to the Republicans as much as I’m glad what Bernie [Sanders], the Independent, is doing to the Democrats.”

AN independent, Independent would sure round out the field.

 

[lovecraft68]

Said another way, NO ONE SAYS TRUMP CALLED IT WRONG. I cant name anyone who says Carly is beautiful.

Trump should stop using his platform to talk about which women are hot or not. Spouting off Heidi Klum is no longer a ten shows he has nothing else to say about anything that matters

And he is going to set an all time low for females voting repug is he ends up with the nomination.

 

[Sean Renaud]

She just turned 61 years old and still looks 40.

I for one am glad she didn't keep her maiden name, Sneed.

If my name was Sneed I'd totally grow out an awesome mustache, wear a cape everywhere and start my plans to destroy a Moose and Squirrel. Or maybe a dog and some meddlesome children. Possibly try and capture blue critters in my back yard. . .or just plain do mean things like tie random people's shoelaces together.

 

[Aglaopheme]

This Presidential race needs more Jesse Ventura.

http://www.startribune.com/ventura-...p-or-running-for-president-himself/327119051/

Oh Lordy.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

....

I personally would have wild sex with Carly. I don't think there is enough money in the world for me to jump into bed with Hilary Clinton.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I personally would have wild sex with Carly. I don't think there is enough money in the world for me to jump into bed with Hilary Clinton.

you must be pretty well off or just terribly prudish. If you gave me seven digits (after taxes) I'd hop into bed with Trump. Enthusiastically at that.

 

[JackLuis]

you must be pretty well off or just terribly prudish. If you gave me seven digits (after taxes) I'd hop into bed with Trump. Enthusiastically at that.

Do you mean five fingers and two thumbs?

 

[1sickbastard]

AN independent, Independent would sure round out the field.

It's the first to the gate, winner take all system of deciding elections that leads to a two-party system.
However, this next election, it is possible we have two major independent campaigns; Trump's and Sanders'. That would be very interesting to say the least, especially if no candidate ends up with a majority of Electoral College votes.

Trump should stop using his platform to talk about which women are hot or not. Spouting off Heidi Klum is no longer a ten shows he has nothing else to say about anything that matters

And he is going to set an all time low for females voting repug is he ends up with the nomination.

Women votes have been problematic for the GOP for some time...

 

[phrodeau]

hhttp://ringoffireradio.com/2015/09/carly-fiorinas-ex-husband-shes-the-ultimate-clown/

Carly Fiorina’s ex-husband, Todd Bartlem, does not think very much of his ex-wife. Speaking with Bloomberg Politics, Bartlem made it clear that he was not a fan of her political career:

"In the clown car that is the Republican Party, she’s the ultimate clown."

A former employee of Fiorina was even more blunt: “she is an a**hole of magnificent proportions…pathologically unable to give a s**t about anything but herself.”