My cyberskin dildo developed cyberskin cancer.

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yeah...I know what you're thinking. It didn't catch it from me.

It's a quarter sized lesion on the right side just below the glans. Must have been genetically predisposed...none of the other dildos are showing any symptoms. Thought about administering radiation therapy, but the microwave oven isn't very focused. Proton therapy would be the way to go and/or surgery would just render it...impotent?

I guess all I can say is, if you care about your cyberskin dildos, get them screened.

Early detection is the key.

 

[Fala]

Yeah...I know what you're thinking. It didn't catch it from me.

It's a quarter sized lesion on the right side just below the glans. Must have been genetically predisposed...none of the other dildos are showing any symptoms. Thought about administering radiation therapy, but the microwave oven isn't very focused. Proton therapy would be the way to go and/or surgery would just render it...impotent?

I guess all I can say is, if you care about your cyberskin dildos, get them screened.

Early detection is the key.

Ahahahahahahahaha

 

[sweepthefloor]

I do not like that D word.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I can't even speak it out loud.

 

[MsSmoothG]

The fuck is this thread about?

 

[sweepthefloor]

The fuck is this thread about?

It is about insertables that need medical attention.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'd post a pic but it's only 2 years old...yanno.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I do not need a visual. I can imagine the horror.

 

[smoothg103rd]

The fuck is this thread about?

Talk like me too? You are my bitch frfr.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Talk like me too? You are my bitch frfr.

His voice is much deeper.

 

[smoothg103rd]

His voice is much deeper.

How do you know?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

How do you know?

Really good ears (and the odds).

 

[smoothg103rd]

Really good ears (and the odds).

Ann,I'm not starting this shit with you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ann,I'm not starting this shit with you.

That's smart.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That's smart.

You play too many games.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

I do not like that D word.

Disgustipated?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Disgustipated?

Nobody likes that. Have you ever saw him? The fuck?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Disgustipated?

• an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Nobody likes that. Have you ever saw him? The fuck?

Can you believe that he had cybersex with Karen Kraft? What a maroon.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

• an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation.

Po tay toe....

...po tah toe...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Can you believe that he had cybersex with Karen Kraft? What a maroon.

I don't know Karen Kraft.

 

[MsSmoothG]

Nobody likes that. Have you ever saw him? The fuck?

You real obsess with what the men here look like.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't know Karen Kraft.

I don't know Benjamin Franklin, but I've read about him.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I don't know Benjamin Franklin, but I've read about him.

This is what I got. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Kraft

 

[smoothg103rd]

You real obsess with what the men here look like.

Nah. Not at all. His ugly is a can't miss.