The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

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Also, I hate all those dorks walking around with those ipads hooked to their hands. FFS play football and leave the toys at home.
 
Fuck. I need a fuck. Or some really good porn and some quality time with the suction cup dildo. But I'd rather have a body.
 
suction cup dildo?

as in stick on the door/wall/whatever?

Yeah, and it's pretty sweet! Holds the suction very well. I got it at one of those sex toy parties - like tuppware ones - and the woman suggested grabbing one of those rubber exercise balls and using that for some nice bouncing action. I have not yet grabbed the ball, but the wall works well.
 
So being half white makes one wholly white?

Apparently Japanese rednecks and Korean hillbillies aren't actually Asian anymore..

Congrats to all us mixed folks!! We're totally white now!

I'm a full blown nigga. You're just half a cracker. Dig?

Highly unlikely unless you just came from africa...like it or not unless you've had a DNA profile done you're prob a mutt just like most M'uricans. And I'm not half cracker either...mom is mostly white but is also 1/8th black and 1/4 Native M'urican.

SORRY! Try again Cpt.Racist.....
 
Apparently Japanese rednecks and Korean hillbillies aren't actually Asian anymore..

Congrats to all us mixed folks!! We're totally white now!



Highly unlikely unless you just came from africa...like it or not unless you've had a DNA profile done you're prob a mutt just like most M'uricans. And I'm not half cracker either...mom is mostly white but is also 1/8th black and 1/4 Native M'urican.

SORRY! Try again Cpt.Racist.....

What's the color of your skin?
 
sweet. in mere moments i'll be watching two teams i don't give a shit about play football. this is so awesome.
 
I was gonna go with a bit yellow, but wasnt sure he'd get it.

I think that he thinks all Asians are like....Cambodian dark or something.

Totally ignoring the whole northern half of China, Siberia, Mongolia, Korea and Japan. All kinds of pasty going on up there.
 
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Fuck. I need a fuck. Or some really good porn and some quality time with the suction cup dildo. But I'd rather have a body.

There must be a warm body who'd happily fulfill your wish.
 
what? how dare you! i'm always 100% sincere!

and i prefer to call it irony.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

I've seen more than a few homemade vids of women using their suction-cup dildos.

Thank Buddha the ones doing it on their glass tables have that space-age high-pressure glass! :D

Oh, but that would make for a good angle with the camera below! You've inspired me, zumi.
 
There's a great demo sale by me tomorrow and I'm ill prepared. Anyone wanna help me take out a sink and dig up pavers?
 
Little eyes?

Check it out dude.....northern asians are pale as fuck and even have blond/red hair and blue/green eyes show up as not totally infrequent recessive traits. And they aren't European at all.

Mongolian
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/3b/5f/0e3b5fe60735adff8da9f947b850e0bf.jpg

Chinese
http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9674e14b7e47037afcf9c61309dc83e0?convert_to_webp=true

Korean
http://s16.*******.org/55pdeswyt/Blond_Asia6.jpg

So yea my skin is lighter than say tropical asians like the fine folks of Cambodia here....

http://kerilloyd.theworldrace.org/blogphotos/theworldrace/kerilloyd/68_117254.gif

But I'm still less than 1/2 'white' racially......even if my eyes are green and my hair goes light with enough sun.
 
Check it out dude.....northern asians are pale as fuck and even have blond/red hair and blue/green eyes show up as not totally infrequent recessive traits. And they aren't European at all.

Mongolian
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/3b/5f/0e3b5fe60735adff8da9f947b850e0bf.jpg

Chinese
http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9674e14b7e47037afcf9c61309dc83e0?convert_to_webp=true

Korean
http://s16.*******.org/55pdeswyt/Blond_Asia6.jpg

So yea my skin is lighter than say tropical asians like the fine folks of Cambodia here....

http://kerilloyd.theworldrace.org/blogphotos/theworldrace/kerilloyd/68_117254.gif

But I'm still less than 1/2 'white' racially......even if my eyes are green and my hair goes light with enough sun.

I asked do you have little eyes. Not wtf your skin look like.
 
The fuck?

Smooth you tryna paint the picture of BotanyBoy so you can imagine him when you jerk off tonite? You fucking obsess with him right now or some shit. The fuck do it matter if he got little eyes? You so fucking stupid. You should be embarrassed at it fr.
 
I got hot-plate pink cheeks but my body is pale, and sometimes the sun gives me freckles. My eyes look black and blue. I paint my lips red and sometimes look sickly.
 
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