The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

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Making butterfly decorations for the library. I thought these came out well.
 
Making butterfly decorations for the library. I thought these came out well.

Wow! Very nice.

:) :)

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A full-blown, violent thunder storm just came through.


What did I do?


I donned my newly-purchased cycling rain gear (and waterproof socks) to "test drive" my kit. My feet stayed dry. My back didn't. The rain came through the face of my hood and dripped down my back. It's probably impossible to stop that from happening.


Thunder and lightning are scary. On a boat, the first thing is to try not to get caught out on the water when a squall hits. If you're anchored, you can always ride out a thunderstorm below. Whilst I'm pedaling north, the odds are good that, at some point, I'll get caught by torrential rain, thunder and lightning. In all likelihood, there won't be anyplace to take shelter.


My thinking is that the first rule is to get away from open spaces and into the woods. If lightning is going to strike, it's going to hit the highest object in the area— god willing, that'll be a tree.


ETA:
I'd never heard of "waterproof socks" before until the bike shop owner suggested them. He suggested a visit to REI. The clowns at the REI store said they didn't have any and didn't stock 'em. So..., what happened when I went to REI's website? Yup, you guessed it. There they were.

The damn things appear to work.


 
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He used to shave his chest, as young men often do. Now, every time I see him he seems hairier.

Also, most of the time I knew him, I hadn't realised he was a bad boy! :cool:

One weekend planned.
 
I had to bawl out a cunt at work today. I loaned her one of my Mark Edwards books. It came back sticky with suntan lotion and a corner of the front cover ripped. Fucking disrespectful bitch will NEVER get a book off me again.

I hate people.
 
I had to bawl out a cunt at work today. I loaned her one of my Mark Edwards books. It came back sticky with suntan lotion and a corner of the front cover ripped. Fucking disrespectful bitch will NEVER get a book off me again.

I hate people.

Going with suntan lotion beat most the alternatives.....
 
I had to bawl out a cunt at work today. I loaned her one of my Mark Edwards books. It came back sticky with suntan lotion and a corner of the front cover ripped. Fucking disrespectful bitch will NEVER get a book off me again.

I hate people.

BURN HER!!
 
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