Sauvage, c'est dommage

[Aphro]

I saw this ad on the back of the People magazine as I was waiting in line at the grocery store, and was immediately immersed in some vivid, lewd and lascivious sexual fantasizing.

I would like to "Sauvage" Monsieur Johnny Depp in every room of my house, and on every piece of furniture. Because holyfuckingshitishehot.

http://luxecalling.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Johnny-Depp-is-new-face-For-Dior-Fragrance-Sauvage.jpg

http://trendy.pt/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Johnny-Depp-Sauvage-Dior-770x490.jpg

 

[jezzilee]

Agreed.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's aged well, me too.

 

[LouCfer]

Pigs, alls of you are PIGS

 

[yossi]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1852131!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/johnny-depp-black-mass.jpg

I've always loved his transformations.

 

[Adre]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1852131!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/johnny-depp-black-mass.jpg

I've always loved his transformations.

That is some awful facial fuzz.

 

[Aphro]

If I'm a pig, then please, let me wallow in the mud with Mr. Depp for just one afternoon, and let him hear me squeal.

 

[LouCfer]

If I'm a pig, then please, let me wallow in the mud with Mr. Depp for just one afternoon, and let him hear me squeal.

I can make you squeal, LONGER and LOUDER

http://www.mikethemasterdater.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Manboobs.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Sausage domme? Is that like being the Sausage King of Chicago?

 

[Carnevil9]

I don't get the sex appeal. Sure, he's a great actor. But he looks like a high school burn-out, and a slightly effeminate one at that.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I do have to give a versatile actor whose Q rating and overall bankability doesn't tank after headlining in a few major clunkers that would sink others (Dark Shadows, The Lone Ranger) some respect.

 

[Magnetron]

I do have to give a versatile actor whose Q rating and overall bankability doesn't tank after headlining in a few major clunkers that would sink others (Dark Shadows, The Lone Ranger) some respect.

I love those movies.

And religiously watch Sleep Hollow and Ed Wood every Halloween.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Depp prolly doesn't relish LIT JENNER GIRLS.

 

[pollynova]

Sausage domme? Is that like being the Sausage King of Chicago?

I thought it said sausage too. I thought this was going to be some sort of fancy French sausage thread. I am very disappointed.

 

[spacekowboy]

I thought it said sausage too. I thought this was going to be some sort of fancy French sausage thread. I am very disappointed.

Italian sausage > French sausage.
Just sayin'.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Depp is uber hot! I concur.

 

[pink]

He is one fine piece of man meat.

 

[Mischka]

Do I want to spend an evening with Depp, drinking absinthe, dancing on tables, swimming in fountains, and laughing at the sunrise? Yes. Do I want to fuck him? Eh, not so much.

 

[Aquagal]

Ugh. I do not see it at all. He's the great unwashed. I imagine he smells more like weed and stale urine than cheap cologne.

This.

I think he smells like patchouli.

 

[Pookie]

About 15 years ago, I would've fucked him, few questions asked. Not so much now. He probably would be fun to go out with though.

 

[Mischka]

About 15 years ago, I would've fucked him, few questions asked. Not so much now. He probably would be fun to go out with though.

You can join us on the absinthe date. Let's meet in Barcelona.

 

[Pookie]

You can join us on the absinthe date. Let's meet in Barcelona.

Absolutely.

 

[TheSilverLining]

The man is beautiful, in an unconventional way. He's easy on the eye, but there's something that irks me about him. Do I want to fuck him? Not at all.
Also, now when I look at him all I can think of is the stench of stale piss (thanks, Rainshine).

 

[Lorilei]

I thought this thread was about Johnny.

Savage, not Depp. He's small and looks like he needs a bath.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Does the thread title translate to "Savage is well hung"?

I don't speak any languages, but that's what it looks like to me.