Squirting

Mischka

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I've had plenty of orgasms in my time, yet squirting eluded me. And the description didn't exactly make me seek one out; they've been described as a mellow sort of pleasure high. Why try for a middling range when I routinely reach the peaks?

But then my girlfriend insisted she had the technique down pat and has successfully elicited a fantastic arch-across-the-room squirting orgasm, every time, on herself and anyone else she has tried the technique upon. Eh, I figure, let's give it a shot.

She unfurled an incredibly soft blanket, with a waterproof underside, across her living room floor. On the blanket she carefully laid out a Hitachi, two glass dildos, a flogger, and a feather duster. We kiss, we make out, we fuck for a bit, with mouths, fingers, hands, the feather duster, the flogger, and the dildos. It's the appetizer course, and this lasts perhaps twenty minutes. She then reaches for the Hitachi and vibrates me to successive peaks, at two minutes, then four, then five. By now, I'm loosy goosy, happy, and cum drunk.

That's when she switches modes. All toys aside, she reverts back to her fingers. She makes a rapid, and forceful, come hither movement with her fingers across my G-spot, flickering her fingers against the grainy surface. Only a few moments of this, and my vision simultaneously expanded to the outer limits of the known universe and shrunk to nothingness at my core. I have never experienced such a push-and-pull sensation, of floating away and being grounded at once. It. Was. Fantastic.

So anyway. I'm now a squirter.
 
30+ minutes of foreplay always helps, followed by G-spot action :D
 
you americans are so open… .I wouldn't share my bedroom habits even with my closest female friends or relatives, and even if they were as interesting as swinging from the chandelier.

But you guys don't seem to have those sort of inhibitions.
 
Pics?


I've had plenty of orgasms in my time, yet squirting eluded me. And the description didn't exactly make me seek one out; they've been described as a mellow sort of pleasure high. Why try for a middling range when I routinely reach the peaks?

But then my girlfriend insisted she had the technique down pat and has successfully elicited a fantastic arch-across-the-room squirting orgasm, every time, on herself and anyone else she has tried the technique upon. Eh, I figure, let's give it a shot.

She unfurled an incredibly soft blanket, with a waterproof underside, across her living room floor. On the blanket she carefully laid out a Hitachi, two glass dildos, a flogger, and a feather duster. We kiss, we make out, we fuck for a bit, with mouths, fingers, hands, the feather duster, the flogger, and the dildos. It's the appetizer course, and this lasts perhaps twenty minutes. She then reaches for the Hitachi and vibrates me to successive peaks, at two minutes, then four, then five. By now, I'm loosy goosy, happy, and cum drunk.

That's when she switches modes. All toys aside, she reverts back to her fingers. She makes a rapid, and forceful, come hither movement with her fingers across my G-spot, flickering her fingers against the grainy surface. Only a few moments of this, and my vision simultaneously expanded to the outer limits of the known universe and shrunk to nothingness at my core. I have never experienced such a push-and-pull sensation, of floating away and being grounded at once. It. Was. Fantastic.

So anyway. I'm now a squirter.
 
you americans are so open… .I wouldn't share my bedroom habits even with my closest female friends or relatives, and even if they were as interesting as swinging from the chandelier.

But you guys don't seem to have those sort of inhibitions.

Chandeliers are overrated.

Magic wands, though...
 
Huzzah!

I like her.
So do I. :)

30+ minutes of foreplay always helps, followed by G-spot action :D
Pretty much exactly this. Previous attempts went straight for the squirting. You can't do that. There needs to be a warm up.

you americans are so open… .I wouldn't share my bedroom habits even with my closest female friends or relatives, and even if they were as interesting as swinging from the chandelier.

But you guys don't seem to have those sort of inhibitions.
I get my lack of inhibitions from my Swedish side. And I've fucked my closest female friend.

That's the one thing we didn't use. Use your mind's eye and imagine a 5"5" blonde, green eyed beauty with an enviable six pack and skin as soft as cashmere. And she tastes of nectarines.
 
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That's the one thing we didn't use. Use your mind's eye and imagine a 5"5" blonde, green eyed beauty with an enviable six pack and the softest skin I've ever touched. And she tastes of nectarines.

I don't want pics of her....grrrr....saucy!
 
I absolutely cannot squirt without a clitoral orgasm first. Can. Not. Ever.

I can't have an internal orgasm without an clitoral orgasm either. It's like it really does prime my body for other things, that need is met and suddenly all the other nerves can be stimulated. It's absolutely fantastic and I'm SO GLAD that you've been able to achieve it! Yay!
 
You've opened the floodgates. :) I bet she enjoyed it almost as much as you did.

For me once I started and knew that feeling it was easier to achieve. I, well both of us, can make me squirt from just clitoral stimulation.
 
You are going to give me a heart attack.
You're welcome. :kiss:
I don't want pics of her....grrrr....saucy!
Dude, she's smoking. I couldn't fathom how I caught her eye. Turns out she likes my playful nature.

Nevertheless, I shared a pic - of just me - over in the Tits thread.

I absolutely cannot squirt without a clitoral orgasm first. Can. Not. Ever.

I can't have an internal orgasm without an clitoral orgasm either. It's like it really does prime my body for other things, that need is met and suddenly all the other nerves can be stimulated. It's absolutely fantastic and I'm SO GLAD that you've been able to achieve it! Yay!
Yay indeed! And yes, you've described it perfectly.

You've opened the floodgates. :) I bet she enjoyed it almost as much as you did.

For me once I started and knew that feeling it was easier to achieve. I, well both of us, can make me squirt from just clitoral stimulation.
I simply had to oblige and return the favor. Several times. ;) And, yes, it's been easier every time since that first session. Mr Mischka joined us last week and was able to get both of us to squirt.
 
yeah right:rolleyes:

all teh women on LIT get CARDED, picked up by 19 yr olds and quirt 24/7:rolleyes:
 
DizzyB00by in a sex thread. Gross. :(

Good to have you back, Mishka. I had just asked about you.
 
beautiful and congratulations!

i love black out, squirt drunk, intense orgasms. i hope you enjoy many more. i am going to make a custom mattress pad for my next mattress. marine fabric. it's already been decided.
 
you americans are so open… .I wouldn't share my bedroom habits even with my closest female friends or relatives, and even if they were as interesting as swinging from the chandelier.

But you guys don't seem to have those sort of inhibitions.

You can try to simulate the experience by spilling a warm cup of tea in your lap while watching the last half hour of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
 
I wish I didn't squirt... I'd love to be able to use my Hitachi without having to do laundry after.
 
BND told me I'm a squirter. I think I'm just a gusher. Is that different? It happens nearly every time I have hot sex. The sheets are soaked beneath me.
 
I wish I didn't squirt... I'd love to be able to use my Hitachi without having to do laundry after.

This is one of the reasons I like to take baths.

BND told me I'm a squirter. I think I'm just a gusher. Is that different? It happens nearly every time I have hot sex. The sheets are soaked beneath me.

You would know if you were squirting. As Mishka said you'll quite forcefully squirt out a stream of liquid.
 
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