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Vagina_Dentata

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Ever wonder what a guy is thinking with his nose in your butthole staring over your buttcheeks?
 
Ever wonder what a guy is thinking with his nose in your butthole staring over your buttcheeks?

They're nicely rounded, soft and...

Sorry! All my attention is concentrating on what you are doing to my most important organ. Who cares about your buttcheeks? If using my tongue on you means you are sucking me, that's a fair exchange.
 
They're nicely rounded, soft and...

Sorry! All my attention is concentrating on what you are doing to my most important organ. Who cares about your buttcheeks? If using my tongue on you means you are sucking me, that's a fair exchange.

Quid pro quo. Are you sure you aren't thinking of Shane Watson retiring from Test cricket?
 
Quid pro quo. Are you sure you aren't thinking of Shane Watson retiring from Test cricket?

No. Test cricket brings out divided loyalties in me.

When I was at school in Australia my Head Teacher was a former Australian Cricket captain.

Last week I bought a set of cricket books at our local auction. I wanted to read about my former Head Teacher and then pass the books on.

But when I took my purchase home I found I had bought 18 books from E W Swanton's personal library. They all have his bookplate in them, and his hand-written annotations.

They're worth far more than the £3.30 I paid for the lot.

PS. I bought the desk my computer is sitting on from Alan Knott, the Kent and England wicket keeper.
 
No. Test cricket brings out divided loyalties in me.

When I was at school in Australia my Head Teacher was a former Australian Cricket captain.

Last week I bought a set of cricket books at our local auction. I wanted to read about my former Head Teacher and then pass the books on.

But when I took my purchase home I found I had bought 18 books from E W Swanton's personal library. They all have his bookplate in them, and his hand-written annotations.

They're worth far more than the £3.30 I paid for the lot.

PS. I bought the desk my computer is sitting on from Alan Knott, the Kent and England wicket keeper.

The more places you stick your nose, the more treasures you are likely to find.
 
It depends, on whether it's a race to see who can make the other come first, or if she owes me a few, then I make sure to ease up so I squirt first.
 
It depends, on whether it's a race to see who can make the other come first, or if she owes me a few, then I make sure to ease up so I squirt first.

How do you keep track or is it more of a random, rare occurrence?
 
How do you keep track or is it more of a random, rare occurrence?

Trust me, if I'm on a streak of making her quiver and hold my cock with her mouth while she orgasms, I know she owes me a squirt.
 
You close your eyes, it isn't a pretty picture. You try and hold her up off your face with your hands while you spread her lips so she thinks you are trying to open her for your tongue when really you are using your forearms as a jack stand.

If she smells like ass (the butt, not the front) it doesn't last long. And if she has a little extra weight she needs to be on bottom because gravity forces all of that right down and suffocates you.

But almost always you are forced to close off your smeller and just breath through your mouth. If she is good at blowing or if you are particularly horny none of that matters.
 
You close your eyes, it isn't a pretty picture. You try and hold her up off your face with your hands while you spread her lips so she thinks you are trying to open her for your tongue when really you are using your forearms as a jack stand.

If she smells like ass (the butt, not the front) it doesn't last long. And if she has a little extra weight she needs to be on bottom because gravity forces all of that right down and suffocates you.

But almost always you are forced to close off your smeller and just breath through your mouth. If she is good at blowing or if you are particularly horny none of that matters.

Not all your 69's have been pleasurable huh
 
Ever wonder what a guy is thinking with his nose in your butthole staring over your buttcheeks?

are you drawing that image from your own relationships?
I thought that humans relate through talking and sharing, rather than sniffing each others' butts
 
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