What would you do, right now, with a car that drove itself?

[Not Normal]

I'd send mine for donuts.

 

[lovetoread]

I want some tacos.

 

[yossi]

Fuck in the comfort of the back seat. Best road trip ever.

 

[Not Normal]

I want some tacos.

Bluey just said "I'm assuming LTR will send hers to Taco Bell."
rofl

 

[Not Normal]

Fuck in the comfort of the back seat. Best road trip ever.

I approve.

 

[neci]

coffee. i need coffee.

 

[Not Normal]

coffee. i need coffee.

I'll get some with the donuts, just for you.

 

[lovetoread]

Bluey just said "I'm assuming LTR will send hers to Taco Bell."
rofl

Heh, she knows me.

 

[oggbashan]

Locally, with all the elderly drivers who make me feel like a youngster, it would be involved in an accident within the first half mile.

One way streets? It wasn't forty years ago so I'll still treat it as two-way.

Traffic lights? I can't see colours anymore. Just get out of my way.

Street lights? Even when they're on I can't see the edge of the road. Get off the sidewalk! I'm coming through!

Parking restrictions? They don't apply to me. I've got a disabled badge. I can park anywhere.

Pedestrian crossings? I don't like pedestrians. Get off my road!

Drive on the left? Why? I've always driven down the centre of the road.

 

[neci]

I'll get some with the donuts, just for you.

thank you so much.

i am not fully functional this morning.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I want some tacos.

Fuck in the comfort of the back seat.

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/15/150274/2475415-0532372570-tumbl.gif

 

[Comshaw]

Sleep on the way to work...
Drink coffee, read, write, catch up on my binge watching of mind rotting TV...
But best of all, what she said...

Fuck in the comfort of the back seat. Best road trip ever.

Comshaw

 

[sr71plt]

Trade it in for one that doesn't drive itself. Is the next step one that both drives and texts while it drives itself?

 

[RoryN]

I'd drink all the cocktails being delivered by Amazon drones through the sunroof.

 

[islandman]

I'd give mine to a geezer whom the state still thinks has sufficient clarity of vision to be on the roads.

This would make us all a little safer.

 

[Everyday_Man]

I'd tint the windows completely black ... race against it, take bets and fix the races.

 

[Conager]

Trade it for one that didn't.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Trade it for one that didn't.

Exactly....
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/140270.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

Exactly....
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/140270.jpg

Even better:

http://www.minorpartsofoxford.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/starting-handle-300x224.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLiGqC_YsI

 

[Not Normal]

Exactly....
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/140270.jpg

That's funny. I don't know the stats, but there probably is a pretty large percentage of Americans who can't drive a stick shift.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Reverse it back and forth over KenThrope's face until it looked like hedgehog innards, then impale myself on the gearstick and do a three-point turn until I squirted all over the dash.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That doesn't sound very sanitary

 

[pointless]

i'd use it to hunt down and destroy my enemies.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That doesn't sound very sanitary

Which is why I always get my Skodas Autoglymed.

 

[yossi]

That's funny. I don't know the stats, but there probably is a pretty large percentage of Americans who can't drive a stick shift.

I've never been able to find someone to teach me. I should just rent a manual and work it out myself.