Ishmael banned

[Queersetti]

Why is everybody always picking on me?

I already did that, it went right over his head.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/144991/laughing-snoopy-o.gif

At least I am lord around these parts.

You're not even master of your own domain, are you, Champ?



Time for that really nice Georgia girl who was also a lover of Grace to come with those sprinkles of hers.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

MONKEY FUCKING FACE!

Wait.

That came out wrong.

I hesitate...

...to mention...

what rule...your post violates...

 

[Recidiva]

I hesitate...

...to mention...

what rule...your post violates...

Absolutely none of them!

I swear a lot.

He's used to it by now. Really, really used to it.

 

[Monkey_Face]

MONKEY FUCKING FACE!

Wait.

That came out wrong.

And this is why I can never go back to the zoo.

 

[Recidiva]

And this is why I can never go back to the zoo.

But you can come back here

Their loss is our gain.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

Why is everybody always picking on me?

Isn't it about that time for you to go watch the late show, Pops?

Here, let me give you the early bird right now.

Then, we can just put that geriatric ass of yours to bed right now.

 

[Monkey_Face]

But you can come back here

Their loss is our gain.

It's true!

I'm even in your time zone! Surfing lit with my new handy, dandy smart phone that insists on arguing with me about Every. Fucking. Word. I. Type.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

I already did that, it went right over his head.

Go smoke a fag, sir.

 

[Recidiva]

It's true!

I'm even in your time zone! Surfing lit with my new handy, dandy smart phone that insists on arguing with me about Every. Fucking. Word. I. Type.

TURN OFF AUTOCORRECT.

Caps in case your phone tries to rewrite that before you can read it.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

Holy smokes, did I just actually see someone else in here attacked besides the Mutt and me?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Holy smokes, did I just actually see someone else in here attacked besides the Mutt and me?

Christ, you make Stephen Hawking look like Keith Lemon.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

Merrily, merrily, merrily....merrily...

..***** is indeed a dream...is it not?

 

[Monkey_Face]

TURN OFF AUTOCORRECT.

Caps in case your phone tries to rewrite that before you can read it.

But these are arguments I can win! Sure, skynet may yet nuke humanity, but I'll show this fucking phone that, yes, I meant skynet, not sky meat.

 

[Recidiva]

But these are arguments I can win! Sure, skynet may yet nuke humanity, but I'll show this fucking phone that, yes, I meant skynet, not sky meat.

I don't see how sky meat is actually on a list of approved anything.

But okay.

How far in my time zone and if I start driving now...

"Recidiva leaves the station at 6:06 p.m..."

 

[CharlieBrown24]

Merrily, merrily, merrily....merrily...

..***** is indeed a dream...is it not?

I'm in the dark, here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm in the dark, here.

We know that fucker, we're reading you.

 

[Pookie]

I, Curmudeonly...have done...such a thing? Perhaps...you have me confused, with another.

Could you point out the posts?

A poster doing such a thing would be showing himself to be what, now? Go ahead, affix a label...to that sort of behavior...it will be OK.

Laurelle likes you...

...doesn't she?

You, Eyer, most surely did. That your nick was banned isn't a surprise. I have no doubt that the clock is ticking on Curmudgeonly as well.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

I'm in the dark, here.

I suspect...that you would be in the dark in the rain...or on a train...

...on a boat...or with a goat...

Perhaps, mommy can turn on the nitelight?

...Oh, wait...

...nevermind.

 

[Recidiva]

Merrily, merrily, merrily....merrily...

..***** is indeed a dream...is it not?

It is definitely on the list for best day this week.

I've gone from hoarse to now wheezing from laughing too hard.

There's stuff...in my throat...

Haven't laughed this hard since my last Cards Against Humanity bout.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

I suspect...that you would be in the dark in the rain...or on a train...

...on a boat...or with a goat...

Perhaps, mommy can turn on the nitelight?

...Oh, wait...

...nevermind.

Now I have come to the cross-roads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew, but I never took it.

You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie. He's come to the cross-roads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey.

 

[Queersetti]

Now I have come to the cross-roads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew, but I never took it.

You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie. He's come to the cross-roads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey.

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Now here's Charlie. He's come to the cross-roads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey.

If you remembered your Piers Plowman, or Pilgrim's Progress, come to that, you would know that no spiritual journey can be successful without Grace.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Let him continue on his journey.

https://kirrupt.com/tv/static/shows/3R8PH6YF3T.jpg

 

[RoryN]

Reminder: post count trumps all. If you are an alt of an oldbie, you are now a n00b. Please report to the hazing station and remember to thank your superiors for the opportunity to be beaten.