Ishmael banned

[CharlieBrown24]

Lucy. LUCY.

Oh for goodness sake, you are no fun.

http://elcidonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/The_Doctor_is_out_by_CalamityJade.jpg

Lucy's a lass who does nothing for me.

When Pig-Pen starts looking like fucking Mr. Clean, that's some serious shit right there.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not my fault you got some cum in your eye and can't see, Toots.

Got some brown somewhere, too.

The mutt noticed that, by the way.

You're an idiot. What a fucking shame.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

I thought you were leaving, parent fucker? You're positively Eeyoresque.

Oh, sorry. Right, the eternal Sean and the rest of his high school posse voted me off the island. What the fuck was I thinking coming back here?

 

[CharlieBrown24]

also, charlie brown is a terrible choice for a name. linus might work, but let's face it, peanuts fucking sucked.

And, your point is?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh, sorry. Right, the eternal Sean and the rest of his high school posse voted me off the island. What the fuck was I thinking coming back here?

Seriously though, how did the undertakers allow you to do it? Or did you slip 'em a wet one before the ambulance came?

 

[Recidiva]

Lucy's a lass who does nothing for me.

When Pig-Pen starts looking like fucking Mr. Clean, that's some serious shit right there.

Well. There's an image.

Yeah, I can work with that.

 

[Sean]

Oh, sorry. Right, the eternal Sean and the rest of his high school posse voted me off the island. What the fuck was I thinking coming back here?

You spent the whole evening telling everyone that it was your last night on Lit, parent fucker, no-one ran you off. No-one even gives a fuck who you are.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

You have failed miserably if one sides with eyer instead of you.

Why the fuck do all of you fuckers obsess with fucking popularity? Because, you all can't be popular outside of here and had to come create an alternative self- successful world as a result?

 

[Sean]

Seriously though, how did the undertakers allow you to do it? Or did you slip 'em a wet one before the ambulance came?

I'm thinking they died at home and he never informed the authorities. Probably so he can still collect their social. While fucking their rancid corpses.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

You're an idiot. What a fucking shame.

You'll always be sidetracked and swayed by the nasty cum and that bug of popularity. Think of what you could have been, miss.

 

[pointless]

And, your point is?

that peanuts sucked. jesus, dude. get that adhd treated already. it wasn't exactly a long post.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

Seriously though, how did the undertakers allow you to do it? Or did you slip 'em a wet one before the ambulance came?

Just showed them a picture of you, Toots.

Says all that needs to be said.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You'll always be sidetracked and swayed by the nasty cum and that bug of popularity. Think of what you could have been, miss.

What's with the miss and sir shit? It's like having a convo with Oliver Twist. And I use the term convo in it's loosest possible term.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

I'm thinking they died at home and he never informed the authorities. Probably so he can still collect their social. While fucking their rancid corpses.

You really think these words hurt, huh?

Sad, sad Mr. Rich.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just showed them a picture of you, Toots.

Says all that needs to be said.

Are you 12 years old?

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Are you 12 years old?

Reported.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

You spent the whole evening telling everyone that it was your last night on Lit, parent fucker, no-one ran you off. No-one even gives a fuck who you are.

Oh, but anyone and everyone gives a fuck who you are, don't they Big Boy?



Too bad you have such a small heart and a miniscule mind to boot.

Just go for a drive in that Porsche of yours, Mr. Trump.

 

[CharlieBrown24]

that peanuts sucked. jesus, dude. get that adhd treated already. it wasn't exactly a long post.

Dios mio.

 

[Sean]

You really think these words hurt, huh?

Sad, sad Mr. Rich.

Enough that you came back with a new name and bumped a years old thread about it, yeah.

Tell me, when you're fucking your dead parents, do you, like, pose them?

 

[Fata Morgana]

He's coming on to you Sean.

 

[Recidiva]

Reported.

Made me laugh.

 

[Sean]

Oh, but anyone and everyone gives a fuck who you are, don't they Big Boy?



Too bad you have such a small heart and a miniscule mind to boot.

Just go for a drive in that Porsche of yours, Mr. Trump.

You're really quite dim, aren't you? Garbage Can?

 

[lovetoread]

He's coming on to you Sean.

Tis not the man o' man I was looking forward to.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Tis not the man o' man I was looking forward to.

I guess the gobdaw feels the same seeing as Sean still has a pulse.

 

[pointless]

i wonder when he'll get to accusing you of actually being a rabbit.