How many pairs of men does a woman need?

[parodyluvr75]

I say one pair.
One to do the dishes and one to fold the laundry.

How many pairs do you need?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

One to change lightbulbs and the baby.

 

[Fala]

I say one pair.
One to do the dishes and one to fold the laundry.

How many pairs do you need?

like we have two feet....I have two sides. why not!

 

[yossi]

One and a half pairs to to cover all the holes for when the need strikes.

 

[parodyluvr75]

One to change lightbulbs and the baby.

like we have two feet....I have two sides. why not!

You can have more than one pair if you like.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hubby + gubby = perfection

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hubby + gubby = perfection

 

[thør]

I say one pair.
One to do the dishes and one to fold the laundry.

How many pairs do you need?

So, when I do the dishes and laundry, I do the work of 4 men? I need to slow down.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

http://www.superiorpics.com/movie_pictures/mp/2003_Stuck_on_You/2003_Stuck_on_You_085.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

So, when I do the dishes and laundry, I do the work of 4 men? I need to slow down.

According to some of my lady friends you do. On the plus side it makes you a hot commodity.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

If it was that dude with the 19 inch flaccid cock in the news today.... One just may be enough.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If it was that dude with the 19 inch flaccid cock in the news today.... One just may be enough.

Or too many.

I'd run away.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Or too many.

I'd run away.

I have enough problems with you girls crying about you cervix and I'm not even close....

 

[Fala]

Or too many.

I'd run away.

with a good oven mitt, this guy has probably never burned a finger.

otherwise, I'd run away too.

 

[Fala]

I have enough problems with you girls crying about you cervix and I'm not even close....

Not even close? hahaha.

proofread what you write, dear!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have enough problems with you girls crying about you cervix and I'm not even close....

You shouldn't treat sex like drilling for oil. Also yelling, "I have a gusher," every time you come gets old.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Not even close? hahaha.

proofread what you write, dear!

You shouldn't treat sex like drilling for oil. Also yelling, "I have a gusher," every time you come gets old.

I probably won't start now. My phone is suppose to be smart so I don't won't to hurt its feelings.

Never said that.... "Turn around and get on your knees" is my go to....

 

[parodyluvr75]

I probably won't start now. My phone is suppose to be smart so I don't won't to hurt its feelings.

Never said that.... "Turn around and get on your knees" is my go to....

I've found most of them are only as smart as the operator.

Haha. Ever the romantic.

 

[pollynova]

One to snuggle and one to do chores. They can switch when one get tired of snuggling.

 

[parodyluvr75]

One to snuggle and one to do chores. They can switch when one get tired of snuggling.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Fala]

One to snuggle and one to do chores. They can switch when one get tired of snuggling.

Oh heck....they'll fight over who's gonna do the snuggling!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'd like to try a pair at once, yeah.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh heck....they'll fight over who's gonna do the snuggling!

If naked and covered in oil, that could be good too.

I'd like to try a pair at once, yeah.

 

[spacekowboy]

One and a half pairs to to cover all the holes for when the need strikes.

I'll be in my bunk.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'd like to try a pair at once, yeah.

I'll be in my bunk again.