Insect stories - legal to read?

[parodyluvr75]

Perhaps he's into incest. You've hit a nerve!

Nevermind him crumpet.

You just carry on.

I'll get us a drink.

I did, how dreadful.

What is that in UK slang? I've never heard that one.

What are you drinking, sweet girl?

 

[girlsmiley]

I did, how dreadful.

What is that in UK slang? I've never heard that one.

What are you drinking, sweet girl?

Crumpets? Manna from heaven. Hot and buttery. A little blackberry jelly on top. Mmmm.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3mmghExm3p24jgX6zXA9s22Tmyf9ftDfO1rFn8Oc26QtAzRPtmnpUF746rBmD0nzryqXC0szx07tG3gIr9gc7RxEIziVzxzu-AziqA0Y2QGSA_U-Wph0srSzt3RcQBPd94LyxcS7nSlUgjM7=w464-h317-nc

I'm drinking tea. It's very calming.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Nope...I was born without nerves. I was watching the Hobbit on TNT, sorry about that. What do guys want to talk about? How about:

Changing "Incest stories - legal to read?" to Insect stories - legal to read?".
Does that really constitute a parody? Or just an extremely poor attempt at parody.

Last time I checked, parody is a deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

Discuss...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Crumpets? Manna from heaven. Hot and buttery. A little blackberry jelly on top. Mmmm.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3mmghExm3p24jgX6zXA9s22Tmyf9ftDfO1rFn8Oc26QtAzRPtmnpUF746rBmD0nzryqXC0szx07tG3gIr9gc7RxEIziVzxzu-AziqA0Y2QGSA_U-Wph0srSzt3RcQBPd94LyxcS7nSlUgjM7=w464-h317-nc

I'm drinking tea. It's very calming.

Had those as a kid, and we use to have them with blackberry jelly or blueberry, tasty. Better than a bagel or muffin.

Maybe I'll join you, I've got peppermint tea, which isn't like real tea but it's good.

 

[girlsmiley]

Had those as a kid, and we use to have them with blackberry jelly or blueberry, tasty. Better than a bagel or muffin.

Maybe I'll join you, I've got peppermint tea, which isn't like real tea but it's good.

Great idea. Or I have a whole heap of the good stuff you could get into.

Get over here you.

https://youtu.be/80QHRTQ3Kmw

 

[parodyluvr75]

Great idea. Or I have a whole heap of the good stuff you could get into.

Get over here you.

https://youtu.be/80QHRTQ3Kmw

You're tempting me, sweetie, I'm trying to cut back on caffeine.

On my way.

http://youtu.be/wWn1Oj2V7Xw

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Crumpets? Manna from heaven. Hot and buttery. A little blackberry jelly on top. Mmmm.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3mmghExm3p24jgX6zXA9s22Tmyf9ftDfO1rFn8Oc26QtAzRPtmnpUF746rBmD0nzryqXC0szx07tG3gIr9gc7RxEIziVzxzu-AziqA0Y2QGSA_U-Wph0srSzt3RcQBPd94LyxcS7nSlUgjM7=w464-h317-nc

I'm drinking tea. It's very calming.

I prefer my trumpets hot & buttery. You know what else is calming...tequila!

http://i.imgur.com/WuXBzaO.jpg

Lol!!!

Get it! Crumpet/Trumpet!!!

It's a parody because I got a trumpet & put butter on it. Just like the crumpet with butter...that's comedy gold. I'm at least burning some calories with this parody shit. Step it up parodyluvr.

 

[girlsmiley]

You're tempting me, sweetie, I'm trying to cut back on caffeine.

On my way.

http://youtu.be/wWn1Oj2V7Xw

Great selection.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Great selection.

I agree. You'd probably dig this too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

 

[parodyluvr75]

Great selection.

I thought it fit, glad you enjoyed it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Mello_SixtyNine decides to bump his old incest thread


Right. You just bumped your old incest thread but that has nothing to do with you coming into this thread and acting like a dropkick, does it? You're not mad, are you?

I think you're more than a little peeved that most GBers aren't ok with incest, and you're taking it out on birdie. That's not cool. Therefore I think it best your incest thread be moved over to the Fetish Forum. So I've reported it. It's up to Laurel now.



http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1152199

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Mello_SixtyNine decides to bump his old incest thread


Right. You just bumped your old incest thread but that has nothing to do with you coming into this thread and acting like a dropkick, does it? You're not mad, are you?

I think you're more than a little peeved that most GBers aren't ok with incest, and you're taking it out on birdie. That's not cool. Therefore I think it best your incest thread be moved over to the Fetish Forum. So I've reported it. It's up to Laurel now.



http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1152199

Petty vindictiveness is a great quality in a woman.
Guys must be lining up to date you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Petty vindictiveness is a great quality in a woman.
Guys must be lining up to date you.

Why are you being a cunt, out of interest?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why are you being a cunt, out of interest?

Yes, I echo this question. Why the nastiness? Seems very odd.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The creepiness of it seems vaguely familiar.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The creepiness of it seems vaguely familiar.

I'm Fata you imbecile!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm Fata you imbecile!

I wasn't talking about you, woman. I knew you were you.

 

[Laurel]

Nothing.

Parodyluvr75 has shown me that making fun of other peoples threads can be awesome. You don't seem to have a problem when parodyluvr75 does it. Or do you?

Her name is "parodyluvr75". She has, over the course of several years, made literally dozens of threads with titles parodying other threads' titles. You're taking this waaaay more personally than you should.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I once had ants in my pants.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

On topic: I used to collect beetles in jars when I was a kid.

That's it. That's my only insect story.

But what did you do with those jars, mmmmkay?

I'm sure all the merriment-making statist wannabes of the GB are waiting with (mastur) baited breath for an explanation from their Queen...

...beetle killer.



hyuk!

 

[parodyluvr75]

On topic: I used to collect beetles in jars when I was a kid.

That's it. That's my only insect story.

I never collected bugs but I'd do a catch-release thing with fireflies.

I once had ants in my pants.

You shouldn't have tried to steal their picnic.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Her name is "parodyluvr75". She has, over the course of several years, made literally dozens of threads with titles parodying other threads' titles. You're taking this waaaay more personally than you should.

I know. I was curious how she'd react if someone made fun of one of her threads for a change. It turns out, she is extremely thin-skinned when it's the other way around. Since she has zero tolerance about being mildly mocked, a single post was all it took for her to put me on ignore.

I found this funny (ironically) so I spent an hour griefing her while I watched the Hobbit. Bare in mind that I was not taking any of this personally. I was just amusing myself. Honestly, I did get miffed at the end when they reported my other threads, just for spite, but I'm not on a Mike Yate's-level about this.

So in closing, wanted to see if ParodyLuvr could give as much as take...found out she can't.

fin

 

[girlsmiley]

You're a psycho.

You just wanted to see how much she could take?

You really should just fuck off.

 

[girlsmiley]

I know. I was curious how she'd react if someone made fun of one of her threads for a change. It turns out, she is extremely thin-skinned when it's the other way around. Since she has zero tolerance about being mildly mocked, a single post was all it took for her to put me on ignore.

I found this funny (ironically) so I spent an hour griefing her while I watched the Hobbit. Bare in mind that I was not taking any of this personally. I was just amusing myself. Honestly, I did get miffed at the end when they reported my other threads, just for spite, but I'm not on a Mike Yate's-level about this.

So in closing, wanted to see if ParodyLuvr could give as much as take...found out she can't.

fin

Quoted for Laurel.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

You're a psycho.

You just wanted to see how much she could take?

You really should just fuck off.

I made fun of someone that makes fun of everyone a single time & I'm a psycho? You seem to be taking this way more seriously than what it really was...a goof.

Have some tea, I heard that it's calming.