Incest stories - legal to read?

A stupid question, I know, but if you knew it was a stupid question, why.....Oh.....wait.
 
Is it legal to download a story about murder?

Boy, I hope so, I've never actually checked.
 
Is it legal to download a story about murder?

Boy, I hope so, I've never actually checked.

You know you want to. Thank God the authorities can recover the history from your hard drive. It's unnerving enough just having you sitting around "at large."
 
You know you want to. Thank God the authorities can recover the history from your hard drive. It's unnerving enough just having you sitting around "at large."

I've murdered billions if not trillions actively in combinations of video games and fiction endeavors.

Some of them definitely hate crimes.

Some of them made me cry though, I wonder if that will take a few centuries off my sentence...
 
No. We've notified the police. Please remain seated at your computer with your hands in the air.
 
No. We've notified the police. Please remain seated at your computer with your hands in the air.

"And coolpixel left the land known as Internet, going so far as to pull the plug and take a vow to such. He emigrated to an island with no cable service, changed identities and never called customer service under any circumstances feeling himself wise at his narrow escape. He lived out his life selling clever paintings of seascapes on the backs of discarded bottle caps, and only briefly regretted not being able to use Etsy. He survived."
 
"And coolpixel left the land known as Internet, going so far as to pull the plug and take a vow to such. He emigrated to an island with no cable service, changed identities and never called customer service under any circumstances feeling himself wise at his narrow escape. He lived out his life selling clever paintings of seascapes on the backs of discarded bottle caps, and only briefly regretted not being able to use Etsy. He survived."

dun, dun, duuunnn.
 
It is only legal to read them if you read them aloud, in public.

Now I'm picturing Dickens, his large family increasingly bemused at his feet, as he delivers his first bespoke story to the assembled burghers of Birmingham, Alabama:

'It is a far, far better sister that I do...'
 
I've murdered billions if not trillions actively in combinations of video games and fiction endeavors.

Some of them definitely hate crimes.

Some of them made me cry though, I wonder if that will take a few centuries off my sentence...

Trillions?! I'd be hard pressed to even get into the mid millions! Well I guess that partially depends on how many people happened to be on some of Sim Earth when I directed an asteroid at it that one time.
 
Trillions?! I'd be hard pressed to even get into the mid millions! Well I guess that partially depends on how many people happened to be on some of Sim Earth when I directed an asteroid at it that one time.

Oh, well, yeah, considering the number of times I've played Alpha Centuri, Civilizations 1-however many now and Romance of The Three Kingdoms IV - XII we are talking shitloads of people murdered through advancing tech trees and mind worms.

Play a few space sims, populate and wipe out a few planets, the numbers add up.

Yeah, one asteroid doesn't do much. Dedicated slaughters of lots of populations take work.

Hell, with all my run-throughs just of Mass Effect lately there's only one scenario that wipes out about 300,000 each time. I mean, they're only Batarians and Batarians are pretty much assholes. But still.
 
Yeah, I don't do a lot of space sims. I'm familiar with Romance though. . . the hours you'd have to dedicate to kill millions though. Holy shit they had tiny populations! I mean if you're looking for ten digit slaughters!
 
Yeah, I don't do a lot of space sims. I'm familiar with Romance though. . . the hours you'd have to dedicate to kill millions though. Holy shit they had tiny populations! I mean if you're looking for ten digit slaughters!

Yeah, I know it would bore the crap out of everyone else, really, but I would love to sit there for 48 hours, build up archers, build the walls, take my followers out for a drink, make all female diplomats that would go around and talk everyone's castles out from under them...

My husband and son would watch me for a few minutes and then start to ostentatiously snore until I threw something at them.

Build all that and then unleash it in the last few hours.

The Song Dynasty Has Conquered China!

(for the 137th time!)

One of those games that you don't know if you're on the right track or not until hour 42 at which point I sigh...start over...

I'm patient, which is why I rack up a bigger body count that most. Sure, Team Fortress 2 you can get a few hundred in a day, but to rack a few million a week takes patience.
 
Believe me I know that feeling of boredom. Though now that I think about it there is a an internet game called Epidemic or something like that and I managed to wipe out the population of earth a few times.
 
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