Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
- Joined
- Feb 12, 2014
- Posts
- 4,089
Can Smooth be tempted back in here to post more of his freestyling?
There's A New God In Town
Evacuate the city
NOW
don't you try be a hero
coz I'm an angry white rapper
This block is Ground Zero
See this metaphorical dynamite
duct taped to my chest
short fused
ready to explode?
That's right
You're fucked
Respect is what I'm owed
End of story, Bro
I'm a bestseller
Skip the first chapter
Here's all you really need to know
Any street corner hoe I come across?
I'm going for her End Zone
Gonna penetrate it deep
like I'm Santana Moss
You can bet your ass
I'll bitch slap hers around
rap her pimped out skank friends
bust a cap into every single one of them
using my fists
each a nasty .22 caliber round
before I pound their sorry assed rear ends
And if any bitches resists
I'll do it Jurassic style
Like a horny coked up velociraptor
leave them in stitches
Make way for the New God in town
Gonna burn your city down
do whatever I please
Snuff out all my enemies with ease
as if I was playing
first person shooter games
online with my X-Box
while my ex-girlfriend Tina?
she's somewhere on her knees
face buried in kilted laps
gobbling down lilted Scottish shemale cocks
sucking tranny dick to the thundering rhythmic bass
of my latest rap masterpiece that rocks the place
as you're wondering what the ?!?
Fuck yeah
I'm badass aight
wielding crass words left and right
in the Internets forum post whoring
look at all the points I'm scoring
calling everyone faggots
maggots, niggers, shemales
Bob Sagets
Oh man if I got my hands on those Olsen twins
I'd surely nutbust
Having sex with them?
The number one Must Do on my bucket list
Pound my meat with my left fist
Just thinking about it
While my right hand is blazing hot on the mike
spitting def beat init
knocking Evil Dead Armies of Darkness off their feet
as I metaphorically bring the pain
in the form of cruise missiles
and nuclear warheads
and submarine torpedoes
and other weapons of mass destruction
whatever
it's all the fuckin same
feel it all rain
down upon your head
burning like Satan urinating hellfire
soaking you in defeat
Game Over
You're dead
Coz when I'm in the zone
everyone knows I'm a big whale hole
that blows battleships and aircraft carriers
right out of the sea
but that's just the way it goes
Can't you see how this latest track
is coming naturally to me?
Can't you see how its lyricality flows?
All the while I get to trash talk
a bunch of quote unquote imaginary characters
I supposedly dreamed up
who are actually real people in my life
Shush ........
Nobody knows!
Especially those who left me feeling double crossed
Stabbed in the back
basically anyone I generally dislike
I verbally accost
cyber blitz attack
racking up the kills
body count rises
coz I gots crazy mad mike
sick joystick skills
Wrist 'n forearm buff from getting a workout
thinking about making those muff munching
Olsen twin munchkins squeal and shout
until they've had enough of the milky white stuff
surging out from my hydraulic piston punching with love
So fucking what
if every track on my album sounds like the same
song on repeat that if randomly shuffled
wouldn't change the outcome?
If you can't add up all the parts to achieve the sum
Then you're too weak and dumb to appreciate my genius
Eat dog shit
be my guest
critique my music
make all kinds of fuss
take your best shots
try to throw me under the bus
like all the rest
my entourage of haters
FYI
I have teenage emo followers in the hundreds
mostly fifteen year boys on the rag
but at least I'm not a five pound bag of small potaters
like you
Yeah,
and when I find my ex-girlfriend Tina
I'm going to piledrive her through a ceramic tile floor
Like I was that wrestler John Cena
Same goes for my sister, Kimberly
I'm gonna have sex with her
right after I throat fuck Mary Kate and Ashley
and they beg me to have mercy on their twats
Coz I gots a whole tormented soul full of childhood butt hurts
and nose dripping snots that I need to upload .........
...... if this goddam Facebook page wasn't taking forever to load!
Evacuate the city
NOW
don't you try be a hero
coz I'm an angry white rapper
This block is Ground Zero
See this metaphorical dynamite
duct taped to my chest
short fused
ready to explode?
That's right
You're fucked
Respect
There's A New God In Town
Evacuate the city
NOW
don't you try be a hero
coz I'm an angry white rapper
This block is Ground Zero
See this metaphorical dynamite
duct taped to my chest
short fused
ready to explode?
That's right
You're fucked
Respect is what I'm owed
End of story, Bro
I'm a bestseller
Skip the first chapter
Here's all you really need to know
Any street corner hoe I come across?
I'm going for her End Zone
Gonna penetrate it deep
like I'm Santana Moss
You can bet your ass
I'll bitch slap hers around
rap her pimped out skank friends
bust a cap into every single one of them
using my fists
each a nasty .22 caliber round
before I pound their sorry assed rear ends
And if any bitches resists
I'll do it Jurassic style
Like a horny coked up velociraptor
leave them in stitches
Make way for the New God in town
Gonna burn your city down
do whatever I please
Snuff out all my enemies with ease
as if I was playing
first person shooter games
online with my X-Box
while my ex-girlfriend Tina?
she's somewhere on her knees
face buried in kilted laps
gobbling down lilted Scottish shemale cocks
sucking tranny dick to the thundering rhythmic bass
of my latest rap masterpiece that rocks the place
as you're wondering what the ?!?
Fuck yeah
I'm badass aight
wielding crass words left and right
in the Internets forum post whoring
look at all the points I'm scoring
calling everyone faggots
maggots, niggers, shemales
Bob Sagets
Oh man if I got my hands on those Olsen twins
I'd surely nutbust
Having sex with them?
The number one Must Do on my bucket list
Pound my meat with my left fist
Just thinking about it
While my right hand is blazing hot on the mike
spitting def beat init
knocking Evil Dead Armies of Darkness off their feet
as I metaphorically bring the pain
in the form of cruise missiles
and nuclear warheads
and submarine torpedoes
and other weapons of mass destruction
whatever
it's all the fuckin same
feel it all rain
down upon your head
burning like Satan urinating hellfire
soaking you in defeat
Game Over
You're dead
Coz when I'm in the zone
everyone knows I'm a big whale hole
that blows battleships and aircraft carriers
right out of the sea
but that's just the way it goes
Can't you see how this latest track
is coming naturally to me?
Can't you see how its lyricality flows?
All the while I get to trash talk
a bunch of quote unquote imaginary characters
I supposedly dreamed up
who are actually real people in my life
Shush ........
Nobody knows!
Especially those who left me feeling double crossed
Stabbed in the back
basically anyone I generally dislike
I verbally accost
cyber blitz attack
racking up the kills
body count rises
coz I gots crazy mad mike
sick joystick skills
Wrist 'n forearm buff from getting a workout
thinking about making those muff munching
Olsen twin munchkins squeal and shout
until they've had enough of the milky white stuff
surging out from my hydraulic piston punching with love
So fucking what
if every track on my album sounds like the same
song on repeat that if randomly shuffled
wouldn't change the outcome?
If you can't add up all the parts to achieve the sum
Then you're too weak and dumb to appreciate my genius
Eat dog shit
be my guest
critique my music
make all kinds of fuss
take your best shots
try to throw me under the bus
like all the rest
my entourage of haters
FYI
I have teenage emo followers in the hundreds
mostly fifteen year boys on the rag
but at least I'm not a five pound bag of small potaters
like you
Yeah,
and when I find my ex-girlfriend Tina
I'm going to piledrive her through a ceramic tile floor
Like I was that wrestler John Cena
Same goes for my sister, Kimberly
I'm gonna have sex with her
right after I throat fuck Mary Kate and Ashley
and they beg me to have mercy on their twats
Coz I gots a whole tormented soul full of childhood butt hurts
and nose dripping snots that I need to upload .........
...... if this goddam Facebook page wasn't taking forever to load!
Evacuate the city
NOW
don't you try be a hero
coz I'm an angry white rapper
This block is Ground Zero
See this metaphorical dynamite
duct taped to my chest
short fused
ready to explode?
That's right
You're fucked
Respect
!!!!!
