Scissors

[sweepthefloor]

Everyone loves scissors. There are scissors in every room. I never want to be without scissors. Can you imagine a life without scissors?


Do not run with scissors. Run with me.

https://neoalchemist.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/scissors.jpg?w=628&h=515

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://i.imgur.com/2w0TuXn.gif

 

[sweepthefloor]

Wow! Scissors! That looks like it hurts!

 

[Jennifer]

I have a pair of suture scissors in my car that have done everything for me. I stole about 8 pair from the hospital.

I also sew, so I have lots of sewing scissors.

I also like the Scissor Sisters.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I have a pair of suture scissors in my car that have done everything for me. I stole about 8 pair from the hospital.

I also sew, so I have lots of sewing scissors.

I also like the Scissor Sisters.

Wait, do you work with me?

 

[Saint Peter]

Please do not use the scissors in this tool box to cut sheet metal. Sheet metal is cut with snips and those are two drawers down. Scissors cut paper and stab your fucking eyeballs out.

Love,
Pete

 

[pink]

I used to have two pair, I have lost one. *has a sadz* I really need to buy a couple more.

 

[pointless]

the gift

 

[ItalianStyle]

Everyone loves scissors. There are scissors in every room. I never want to be without scissors. Can you imagine a life without scissors?


Do not run with scissors. Run with me.


What non-paper stuff have you used scissors for? Anything erotic?

 

[SkAoUt]

http://i.imgur.com/oV7zDFO.jpg

 

[pointless]

fuck sympathy. i don't need your fucking sympathy, man. i need my fucking johnson!

what do you need that for, dude?

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.pariscine.com/sites/default/files/affiches_us/running_with_scissors.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

Please do not use the scissors in this tool box to cut sheet metal. Sheet metal is cut with snips and those are two drawers down. Scissors cut paper and stab your fucking eyeballs out.

Love,
Pete

Dear Pete,

Sheet metal is cut with a sheet metal brake.
Those tin snips cut a crooked line.

Love,
See Jane Snip

 

[sweepthefloor]

I used to have two pair, I have lost one. *has a sadz* I really need to buy a couple more.

You have to get more scissors, two is never enough because they always get lost like socks. Every time you go to the store buy one scissor and eventually you will have enough scissors to never be cut wondering,

Where are those scissors?

 

[sweepthefloor]

the gift

"Daytime fantasies of sexual abandon permeated his thoughts."

Daytime fantasies of sexual abandon permeated my thoughts, so I fucked myself with a pillow and thought about pointless wanting what I can never have.

 

[sweepthefloor]

What non-paper stuff have you used scissors for? Anything erotic?

There are different scissors for different tasks: and I love all the scissors in the scissor family.

I have never had my clothing cut off with trauma shears.

 

[sweepthefloor]

[B]sick pale face in a red rubber suit with scissors[/B]

I am afraid of this man and his big scissor.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Running With Scissors

Is a dangerous run.

Is the movie a good movie? I do not like choosing movies.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I do not love scissors enough to sit under sharp scissors hanging from ceilings.


http://www.beililiu.com/10to11/mend/MendbyBlue.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

It is raining scissors.

https://bellafruitella.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the-mending-project_beili-liu.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am going to cut this thread page with my scissors.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The scissor spider is going to get you.

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/scissor-spider-550x366.jpg#geekosystem

 

[sweepthefloor]

Scissors and balls do not go together. This is a terrible idea for scissor art.


http://static.theculturetrip.com/images/56-210893-mahbub-rahman.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

Rock

Paper

Scissor

 

[sweepthefloor]

Hey soul sister...

Hey Train you suck!