Colonel Hogan
Madness
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- Sep 16, 2005
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Because I said so.
1. Every rock band should have a horn section.
2. Excursions outside your comfort zone are the best way to expand it.
3. If you believe God’s word to be inerrant, then stop arguing with him when he reveals himself through scientific discovery.
4. Make living your passions a habit, not an indulgence.
5. Seemingly heroic acts are not necessarily courageous. True courage is purposeful action taken irrespective of a dire and personal risk arguing persuasively against it. Uncommon valor is knowing you would do it repeatedly. I am in awe of these people.
6. An overwhelming sense of gratitude is the indisputable proof of true wealth. Surely impoverished is an otherwise rich man without it.
7. Whipped cream: never has so little resulted in the pleasure of so many.
8. There’s nothing wrong with “thinking with your penis” if you happen to own one, you are in the midst of having sex, and your atheistic partner is periodically invoking the name of the diety.
9. The laws of probability make it a virtual certainty that intelligent life exists or existed at some point elsewhere in the universe. The laws of physics make it a virtual certainty that we will never discover it or that it will never discover us.
10. Winning an argument is not nearly as satisfying as simply constructing an intelligent one.
1. Every rock band should have a horn section.
2. Excursions outside your comfort zone are the best way to expand it.
3. If you believe God’s word to be inerrant, then stop arguing with him when he reveals himself through scientific discovery.
4. Make living your passions a habit, not an indulgence.
5. Seemingly heroic acts are not necessarily courageous. True courage is purposeful action taken irrespective of a dire and personal risk arguing persuasively against it. Uncommon valor is knowing you would do it repeatedly. I am in awe of these people.
6. An overwhelming sense of gratitude is the indisputable proof of true wealth. Surely impoverished is an otherwise rich man without it.
7. Whipped cream: never has so little resulted in the pleasure of so many.
8. There’s nothing wrong with “thinking with your penis” if you happen to own one, you are in the midst of having sex, and your atheistic partner is periodically invoking the name of the diety.
9. The laws of probability make it a virtual certainty that intelligent life exists or existed at some point elsewhere in the universe. The laws of physics make it a virtual certainty that we will never discover it or that it will never discover us.
10. Winning an argument is not nearly as satisfying as simply constructing an intelligent one.
