I have his shirt

[pollynova]

He asked for it back once and I just said, "I don't know. I don't have it." But I do. I keep it and I'll never give it back. Why? Because it has snaps instead of buttons and I like to pop it open like Superman does.

 

[thør]

He asked for it back once and I just said, "I don't know. I don't have it." But I do. I keep it and I'll never give it back. Why? Because it has snaps instead of buttons and I like to pop it open like Superman does.

I believe you need to post a video of said popping.

 

[pollynova]

I believe you need to post a video of said popping.

But then I would reveal my secret identity.

 

[Aglaopheme]

He asked for it back once and I just said, "I don't know. I don't have it." But I do. I keep it and I'll never give it back. Why? Because it has snaps instead of buttons and I like to pop it open like Superman does.

I thought you were going to say you kept it for the smell of him. I always swipe my fellas tees that smell like him to sleep in or what have you.

 

[thør]

But then I would reveal my secret identity.

oh, my.

 

[pollynova]

I thought you were going to say you kept it for the smell of him. I always swipe my fellas tees that smell like him to sleep in or what have you.

No, I wash it all the time.

 

[pollynova]

oh, my.

You have to be careful about that. Otherwise villains will know where you live.

 

[thør]

You have to be careful about that. Otherwise villains will know where you live.

No fortress of solitude?

 

[Aglaopheme]

No, I wash it all the time.

Isn't popping off the buttons better than unsnapping? You're being green reusing.

 

[Magicscreen2]

So, if the shirt had buttons and not snaps you wouldn't have snatched it?

 

[pollynova]

No fortress of solitude?

Umm... I have a 1 room apartment in a bad neighborhood of solitude.

 

[Noor]

I have his shirt, still smells like him even though he himself no longer has any smell.
I wonder how long it will last? I don't wear it or wash it.
It's in a ziplock freezer bag, I just smell it sometimes. I have done it probably 4 times in the past year.

 

[pollynova]

Isn't popping off the buttons better than unsnapping? You're being green reusing.

I don't know how to sew buttons back on, so if it had real buttons, it would just be a one time thing.

 

[pollynova]

So, if the shirt had buttons and not snaps you wouldn't have snatched it?

Exactly.

 

[hashtag45]

Just swap, then - give him one of yours, with a zipper.
To Slowly reveal those man-boobs.

 

[pollynova]

I have his shirt, still smells like him even though he himself no longer has any smell.
I wonder how long it will last? I don't wear it or wash it.
It's in a ziplock freezer bag, I just smell it sometimes. I have done it probably 4 times in the past year.

 

[Noor]

 

[Magicscreen2]

Exactly.

Well, it's really his fault then. He should've known better than wearing a shirt with snaps around you.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't know how to sew buttons back on, so if it had real buttons, it would just be a one time thing.

I'm no seamstress but if it smelled of him and I wanted to repeat I could most certainly thread a needle and loop between one hole and than another.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Did he burst said snaps open for you?

 

[pollynova]

Just swap, then - give him one of yours, with a zipper.
To Slowly reveal those man-boobs.

The only tops I have with zippers are hoodies and those would be way too tight on him.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The only tops I have with zippers are hoodies and those would be way too tight on him.

You say that like it would be a bad thing for your eyes only.

 

[pollynova]

Well, it's really his fault then. He should've known better than wearing a shirt with snaps around you.

I'm amused by little things. He should have known that.

 

[pollynova]

You say that like it would be a bad thing for your eyes only.

He'd look silly.

 

[Magicscreen2]

I'm amused by little things. He should have known that.

Truly, he should. This is obviously all on him.