Anti-Perspirants that actually work?...

[duranman]

I'm talking the dampness, not the odour. Never found one and I shower twice a day- looks awful with a work shirt. And why the fuck they advertise them for 48 hours I'll never know when we should be cleaning daily? Mine don't last for 48 seconds....

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.theactivetimes.com/sweat-tested-best-antiperspirant-deodorants

I don't understand 48 hour deodorant, that's just a gross.

 

[chillywilly2]

Sounds like you need to stick a sanitary napkin in your pits

 

[stickygirl]

Avoid anything with aluminium as the active ingredient: that shit is meant for coke cans not your body.
Here's what I use: it's not all floral and full of crap and it works for me. You can buy it in the UK

 

[pointless]

they call it 48 hour protection to let you know it's really strong. it aint fucking rocket science.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Tom's of Maine...?

 

[duranman]

they call it 48 hour protection to let you know it's really strong. it aint fucking rocket science.

But it's irrelevant if we bath/ shower daily. Dickhead.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I don't use any of that fancy pantsy buuuu shit.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/85/69/b8/8569b8645c1ccd99e562715637294f2c.jpg

 

[pointless]

But it's irrelevant if we bath/ shower daily. Dickhead.

yeah, it's basically an ad slogan. it really doesn't have any thing to do with that. you can never bath even once in your life for all they care. they just want you to buy their shitty deodorant. again, no *ahem* deep thinking is required.

 

[duranman]

yeah, it's basically an ad slogan. it really doesn't have any thing to do with that. you can never bath even once in your life for all they care. they just want you to buy their shitty deodorant. again, no *ahem* deep thinking is required.

Oh yeah. Man, you're bright...

 

[pointless]

Oh yeah. Man, you're bright...

i am. thank you. good luck with the whole being a sweaty idiot thing. i' m sure you'll go far.

 

[hashtag45]

i am. thank you. good luck with the whole being a sweaty IDIOT THING. i' m sure you'll go far.

you know, cigarettes cause cancer…

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just in case.

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

 

[duranman]

Just in case.

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

Now now darling, I never for a moment suggested I had Betty Swollocks did I?....

 

[warrior queen]

http://www.thecrystal.com/
You'll still sweat, but it won't stink.

Other than that, you could try botox if it's excessive sweating that's your problem.....

 

[Queersetti]

I'm talking the dampness, not the odour.

Perhaps you are talking about the dampness, but your friends are talking about the "odour".

 

[duranman]

Perhaps you are talking about the dampness, but your friends are talking about the "odour".

Queer Boy! Where you been mate? I smell fuckin' great: Chanel Allure a babe magnet....

 

[Queersetti]

Queer Boy! Where you been mate? I smell fuckin' great: Chanel Allure a babe magnet....

Magnets repel as well as attract, don't they?

 

[duranman]

Magnets repel as well as attract, don't they?

But I'm the Duranman dear boy...

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Arm and Hammer Max works for me. Watch the label though to be sure you're getting the anti perspirant.