Hey Laurel, we need a

[parodyluvr75]

'please post pictures of pitchforks without being asked' sticky thread. Bidin says you should do it too.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[thør]

'please post pictures of pitchforks without being asked' sticky thread. Bidin says you should do it too.

Luv,

Birdy

That looks more like a digging fork.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you've seen one fork you've seen them all.

 

[Bidin~Time]

My name is Bidin~Time and I heartily approve this thread.

hmmm is that too political sounding??

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd vote for you, I already know where you stand on pitchforks.

 

[thør]

What office?

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'd vote for you, I already know where you stand on pitchforks.

What office?

I'd like a corner office with lots of windows and a nice view.

Whichever one that is, is the one I'll run for.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd like a corner office with lots of windows and a nice view.

Whichever one that is, is the one I'll run for.

Treasurer. I need a holiday, so when you get elected, hook me up.

 

[gravyrug]

https://lh5.ggpht.com/rwx5GfaNjA1xzdjzJjfmv30dXAO6J--Ihaq6bAgtQIrHr998X4Tk9WnoastX3k9Ot7A=h900

Because pitchforks without torches are just sad.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nice looking pitchforks you have there.

 

[neci]

and all the hay shivered in fear.

 

[parodyluvr75]

and all the hay shivered in fear.

Hay makes me sneeze, serves it right.

 

[trysail]

Now I know.


Normally, I don't waste time worrying about this stuff— but when you make it this obvious even the slowest among us can figure it out.






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[parodyluvr75]

Don't count on it, some on here are snails.

 

[jaF0]

Fork You!

 

[spacekowboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b3173c41e77af6c19c7fef65ce495287/tumblr_mlitn6AwLP1r6116jo1_500.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94qp0taXW1rze1mao1_500.gif

 

[pointless]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUgF4oB4qk

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fork You!

^^^spork lover!

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b3173c41e77af6c19c7fef65ce495287/tumblr_mlitn6AwLP1r6116jo1_500.jpg

Those shoes are cute but completely impractical for killing someone with a pitchfork. I'd wear a low heel or flats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUgF4oB4qk

Burning books.

 

[Bidin~Time]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/old-pitchfork-isolated-over-white-25223928.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WHCOhnvzBFk/TZFSsZ2A7OI/AAAAAAAAPjY/ttVOSf7QBOY/s1600/4nd5.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Pitchfork, bedding fork, ensilage fork, scoop fork, stall fork, compost fork,
spading fork, digging fork, manure fork, broadfork (mutant fork for two!)

Know your fork!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...sential-tool/2012/04/25/gIQAL7kjgT_story.html

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Can you post in a sticky thread?

Edited to add: yes!

 

[kbate]

Just to be in the sticky. I hate pitchforks. If they didn't exist, neither could manure.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Now you're stuck in the sticky.