Stuff That Makes My Dick Hard

StylusMaximus

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I would have started this thread sooner, but it took me forever to think of a title.

If you read my SRP profile, you'll know that I really like:

* blowjobs, handjobs and cock worship
* dirty talk and explicit descriptions
* the ass of a lean, fit woman
* ass play and anal sex
* psychological dominance

So this thread will have a lot of that. Plus anything else that makes my dick hard. Which is a lot of stuff. I'm pretty horny.

Enjoy and feel free to comment (hint: ladies).
 
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This would be one of my favorite blowjob videos ever -- except the guy finishes himself off instead of letting her do it. Why does so much blowjob porn end with the guy jerking himself off? Let the young lady finish what she started! Still, the girl's technique is flawless, and she clearly loves sucking cock, which makes it that much hotter.
 
Mmm... bonus points for this lovely technique. If you've never experienced a tongue on your asshole, you haven't lived a complete life.
 
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When I'm fucking a new girl for the first time, I like to get her in this position and lick her pussy that way. Then I'll "accidentally" let my tongue slide across her asshole and see how she reacts. Sometimes she will go through the fucking roof.
 
Dirty talk

This post by cbelle02 from A Friendly Wager is one of the hottest fucking things I've ever read.

I received this in a PM from Stackeydreams and it definitely made my dick hard:

Well...I love to suck and worship a beautiful cock.

I'd hope that ... I could kiss, lick, suck and tease each one of your balls, your taint, your ass with my warm, wet mouth. Before sliding my tongue up the length of your hard shaft, teasing around your head as I made eye contact with you. Then I'd take you slowly into my mouth, sucking you....up and down...up and down...I'd use one hand to cup and massage your balls and the other to follow through the actions of my mouth with upward, gripped twists over your head, then back down again....
 
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Your dry humor and your bluntness in your posts makes me laugh.

I see this becoming a good and interesting thread, honestly.
 
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Blowjob and cock worship lessons

Ladies, it takes dedication, practice, and most of all, enthusiasm to be a great cocksucker. But it is worth it. If you make your man cum so hard he feels like he might pass out, he will build entire cities in your honor.

Learn these techniques and perform them enthusiastically and often, and you will be loved and cherished. Promise.

This is a fantastic example of cock worship from start to finish.

Don't pull it out of his pants right away. Play with it through his pants and underwear. 1 2 3 4 5. Then tease it with your mouth 2

Be fascinated by the sight of his cock. Or at least pretend.

Tell him it's the biggest/hardest/most beautiful thing you've ever seen. He will believe you.

Kiss his cock. If you love him, love his cock. If you like him, love his cock. Hell, even if you just met him and you're sucking him off in the bathroom, pretend you love his cock!

Take your time.

Caress his balls.

Eye contact is incredibly sexy. I said, god damn, god damn.

Stroke it while it's in your mouth.

Stroke it and lick it at the same time.

Let him fuck your mouth like it's a pussy. He will go crazy.

Put your finger in his ass, if he likes that sort of thing.

Have fun. If he thinks you get turned on sucking his dick, it will make him that much more turned on. And he might buy you a house.

Make him cum. 1

Milk his cock and eat that last drop of cum. (God, this is so fucking hot.)

http://let-her-finish.tumblr.com/
 
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This pre-occupation you have with the others... !
 
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Slut in college

I was that slut on college! Blowing professors for grades, sleeping with any teacher or assistant that would help me, I would have made you boys so fucking hard
 
Porn Valley

As I recollect, my foreknowledge was of a house that was for sale in the hills behind us, and of a young lady packing for Hollywood with some apprehensions, and let it slip "don't forget your rubbers."


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