Dear St.Peter,

[raindancer]

I will no longer be ignored. You owe child support.
And the lawnmower is broken.

Get your ass back in the basement.

Yours truly,
Big Mama

 

[anchoredinocean]

I told you I was the better husband but you ignored me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hello you!

 

[raindancer]

I told you I was the better husband but you ignored me.

You were the better lover, darlin'. Lover.

 

[raindancer]

Hello you!

Hello, lovely lady!

 

[anchoredinocean]

You were the better lover, darlin'. Lover.

Oh, right.

Well that's a good consolation prize on its own.

Good to see you around here, even if it's only to flirt with Petey.

 

[raindancer]

Are you doing ok these days? I thought I lost you forever.
Petey hasn't acknowledged me in two years. I am starting to take it personally.

 

[Killswitch1]

Rainy.

Still hot.

Check.

 

[Not Normal]

*waves at Rainy*

 

[thør]

Hiya, Miss Rain...

 

[spacekowboy]

Show your tits, n00b.

 

[raindancer]

hahaha. I am older than most of yo mamas. And I have never been hot. Maybe, luke warm.

But, hello.

 

[pointless]

but you did play soccer and that counts for something.

 

[raindancer]

I did play soccer. Left halfback! That does count.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will no longer be ignored. You owe child support.
And the lawnmower is broken.

Get your ass back in the basement.

Yours truly,
Big Mama

Which one of the little monsters do I owe on?

 

[thør]

Which one of the little monsters do I owe on?

I'm told, "All of them".

 

[raindancer]

Which one of the little monsters do I owe on?

Mr. Fipi. He is 10 years old and has never received payment.

How dare you not continue to service plan on the lawnmower and other parts?

 

[Saint Peter]

Mr. Fipi. He is 10 years old and has never received payment.

Even as a newborn Fipi's sideburns always reminded me of DCL.

 

[raindancer]

ahahahaha. Stop it.
Fipi's not tall. We both know he belongs to Marxist.


I miss you, btw. Take that.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is good to see you slumming around this place!

 

[raindancer]

You know I gotta stay in touch with my roots. Or at least remind myself that I have always been the dork I am today. I re-read old threads and laughed hysterically. Wow.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I will no longer be ignored. You owe child support.
And the lawnmower is broken.

Get your ass back in the basement.

Yours truly,
Big Mama

Single-wides don't have basements.

You are a fraud.

 

[Saint Peter]

Single-wides don't have basements.

You are a fraud.

Your cock blocking does not pass muster.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that an implied 'r' in that post?

 

[Saint Peter]

It is.