Johnny, the peacock spider

[AllyRose]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02513/smiley-spider_2513513k.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm not that flashy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm going to kill myself.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm going to kill myself.

Show us your tits first!!!

 

[AllyRose]

There was a reason I didn't post it in the blurt.

 

[AllyRose]

I'm pretty sure it's some voodoo god incarnate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Show us your tits first!!!

It's gonna be no fun on our wedding night when I'm screaming my head off with piss running down my legs, belting the shit out of you with a shoe.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That doesn't paint a very pretty picture...

 

[Fata Morgana]

That doesn't paint a very pretty picture...

Brit foreplay is very different.

 

[AllyRose]

She's being good to you, since I'd use a flamethrower instead of a shoe.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's my peacock... isn't it?

 

[Fata Morgana]

She's being good to you, since I'd use a flamethrower instead of a shoe.

You could burst in on our wedding night like Sigourney in Aliens with her flamethrower and yell at him GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

 

[AllyRose]

You could burst in on our wedding night like Sigourney in Aliens with her flamethrower and yell at him GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

Why don't you put her in charge, man?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why don't you put her in charge, man?

Don't make me fall in love with you by quoting that shit.

 

[AllyRose]

You could burst in on our wedding night like Sigourney in Aliens with her flamethrower and yell at him GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

Don't make me fall in love with you by quoting that shit.

If I did... it would be game over.

Game over, man! Game over!

 

[Fata Morgana]

If I did... it would be game over.

Game over, man! Game over!

Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs?

 

[AllyRose]

Yeah. How bout we try that.

 

[pointless]

that is just adorable.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want one of these for killing spiders.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/ca8oiuQ_zpsvqxhhxan.gif

 

[AllyRose]

Apparently they only get to be 5 mm in length.

 

[AllyRose]

I want one of these for killing spiders.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/ca8oiuQ_zpsvqxhhxan.gif

I'll take a battle suit from Edge of Tomorrow.

 

[pointless]

it's harmless, tiny and cute. leave it be!

 

[JohnnySavage]

My bread dough is rising. If anybody cares.

 

[AllyRose]

My bread dough is rising. If anybody cares.

That's a helluva mating call.

 

[Equinoxe]

When I read the title of this thread, I read it in a sing-songy voice like the theme song to a children's show.