The Hamburglar

he was shot by grimace during a heist in tucson. doa, baby. word on the street is it was set up by mayor mccheese, but you didn't hear that from me.
 
Many years ago, ....ok, MANY years ago. A friend of mine showed up to work to open the restaurant and get it ready for operation.

She immediately noticed that the front window was smashed in. When she entered the restaurant, she found the projectile laying on the floor of the inside of the business.

She picked it up and untied the note around it....it said...."You deserve a brick today".

Ok, I agree....too juvenile for this joint. coff.
 
For a character marketed towards kids in order to sell fast food burgers, the name alone is an advertising exec's wet dream come true.
 
Birdy, THAT is not the hamburglar I remember.

I KNOW! She's kinda cute, eh? Perhaps if the original looked like this they'd have generated even MORE business! Not just from kids.....


But from the DAD'S that took them there!
 
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