What do we need?

[thør]

More air marshals?

 

[thør]

But, Mammaries in Motion would be dandy right now.

 

[thør]

Hell, 165°F on the Thermopen would be perfect.

 

[Disgustipated]

When do when need them?

NOW!

 

[thør]

I need a nice 6# silver salmon to be at New Sagaya tomorrow.

 

[Que]

Apparently, we need more paltry parody, partisan politics and porn pics. This is one of only nine threads on page one that isn't.

I have faith, though. Either someone will turn this thread into a partisan debate, naked stewardesses, or parody will bump it to page two with her twelvth "parody" thred: "What do we knead?"

 

[DesEsseintes]

I need solitude. No, not even that: I need to able to choose my interactions. But it isn't going to happen, so there's no point wishing for it.

 

[thør]

Right now, I need people who say they need something ASAP to get off their dead asses and get me what I need to get them their shit.

 

[hashtag45]

penii tuesdays!

 

[SassyKatz71]

I need solitude. No, not even that: I need to able to choose my interactions. But it isn't going to happen, so there's no point wishing for it.

Solitude is a healthy way to recharge. Why can you not choose your interactions

 

[parodyluvr75]

I want a certain tall Englishman.

 

[thør]

I want a certain tall Englishman.

Were you ever at the bar in the old Rossiya Hotel in Moscow? About October 2002?

 

[pointless]

i need a breath mint. that tuna was delicious, but now my mouth tastes like albacore. it's not bad, really, but i can't imagine it smells all that great.

 

[Lancecastor]

More strumpets!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ookvCfCw9o

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*reads*

yikes

There should be pairs of them.

 

[john7771]

Love, Sex and Money

Who wants any of that!?...lol

 

[DesEsseintes]

Solitude is a healthy way to recharge. Why can you not choose your interactions

Marriage and offspring.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Were you ever at the bar in the old Rossiya Hotel in Moscow? About October 2002?

No I've never held a man hostage but I've had a few men want to hold me hostage.

 

[SassyKatz71]

Marriage and offspring.

Ahh I see. Do you not try to discuss your needs n wants to choose with your spouse and/or offspring?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Ahh I see. Do you not try to discuss your needs n wants to choose with your spouse and/or offspring?

My offspring is a good listener but, at 20 months, his solutions are limited.

And I don't, with the best will in the world, propose to discuss my wife here, though I assure you that no offence at all is taken.

 

[thør]

I have fish for tonight's dinner, but now, I need a nice brisket for the egg-cooker, tomorrow.

 

[Spins]

I need two inches

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's what she said.

 

[Spins]

So very true <mutters and sighs>

 

[sweepthefloor]

We need clean sheets.