So, let me get this straight....

Shagly

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Sean H. as he (or she) is known, chases after Litsters around the planet and yet he (or she) sits in a down town pub in London?


Get with it ass wipe, move to New York City.
 
Nobody 'sits' in a down town pub in London forgodsakes - those places are jam-packed to the rafters and everyone stands up with beers held high so that elbows don't knock the stuff everywhere. God knows how they drink any of it, but, from what I understand they're all fucking high on cocaine anyway, and the beer is just a prop.
 
Sean H. as he (or she) is known, chases after Litsters around the planet and yet he (or she) sits in a down town pub in London?


Get with it ass wipe, move to New York City.

He's not tall enough to be allowed on the NYC ride.
 
Nobody 'sits' in a down town pub in London forgodsakes...

No, they don't. London isn't "down town", it's "up town" since the invention of the railways. All British railways go 'up' to London, and 'down' from it.

Scottish independence might change that. Some of them find it weird to go 'up' to London.
 
No, they don't. London isn't "down town", it's "up town" since the invention of the railways. All British railways go 'up' to London, and 'down' from it.

Scottish independence might change that. Some of them find it weird to go 'up' to London.

So how would Glasgow adjust to the change?
 
Nobody 'sits' in a down town pub in London forgodsakes - those places are jam-packed to the rafters and everyone stands up with beers held high so that elbows don't knock the stuff everywhere. God knows how they drink any of it, but, from what I understand they're all fucking high on cocaine anyway, and the beer is just a prop.


Something like this? (Irishman and a Scottsman) but close enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFpikIkTbrc
 
No, they don't. London isn't "down town", it's "up town" since the invention of the railways. All British railways go 'up' to London, and 'down' from it.

Scottish independence might change that. Some of them find it weird to go 'up' to London.

I always wondered about the expression.
 
Sean H. as he (or she) is known, chases after Litsters around the planet and yet he (or she) sits in a down town pub in London?


Get with it ass wipe, move to New York City.

Don't jump on me....I'm just clueless on why it's wrong to sit in a downtown pub in London.

What's in NYC that London doesn't have?

signed, curious
 
Also, what on earth is 'downtown' London?

Does he mean central? Zone 1? The West End?
 
Unless you start at the feet. Then, you're going up to go down, but you never actual get down until you really get down. In London or NYC.
 
Shagly the Racist Paedophile never has been too bright.


You ever read any of Robert Rankin's Brentford stuff? Penge comes up quite often as a rather bizarre place. Plus, it just sounds funny..

I haven't, but I agree it does sound funny. Plus it gets credit for being the site of Rumpole's first great case - 'The Penge Bungalow Murders'.

Also, Shagly the Racist Paedophile sounds like a brilliant CBeebies spin-off. He could be friends with Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.
 
I haven't, but I agree it does sound funny. Plus it gets credit for being the site of Rumpole's first great case - 'The Penge Bungalow Murders'.

Also, Shagly the Racist Paedophile sounds like a brilliant CBeebies spin-off. He could be friends with Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.

I don't do bears. :eek:
 
Shagly the Racist Paedophile never has been too bright.


You ever read any of Robert Rankin's Brentford stuff? Penge comes up quite often as a rather bizarre place. Plus, it just sounds funny..

Bloody Sean, he tries to go underground yet I catch him.
 
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