Deep Tissue, Happy Endings, Reimagined

[Sidney_1]

Deep Tissue, Happy Endings, Reimagined (currently open for comments)

Restyled by StylusMaximus and Sidney_1

The idea for this “thread” evolved via a spontaneous, rapid exchange between StylusMaximus and myself when we were discussing what he found amusing about the character of Sidney Peters from the 'Deep Tissue' story series. It is essentially a spoof on Sidney's character if she were to be a nurse.

We found it hilarious.

We hope you do, too.

 

[StylusMaximus]

She is funny and erotic at the same time.

That detached, matter-of-fact way she talks would make her perfect in a nurse RP.

Hello, Mr. Johnson, I am here to collect a sperm sample.

May I remove your gown?

I am going to stimulate your penis with my hand.

Shall I lubricate my hand to ease the friction on your penis?

Please let me know when you are ready to ejaculate.

Etc.

 

[Sidney_1]

Once you begin to release your seed, I'll be placing a funnel over your penis so we can contain your viable sperm. But, until then, please keep your hands at your sides and your eyes on my tits, and enjoy the stimulation as you won't be able to release your seed for another two weeks.

 

[StylusMaximus]

Exactly. That made me laugh and made my dick hard at the same time.

 

[Sidney_1]

(OOC: By the way, it's painful for my eyes to travel through 4 inches of your signature, Mr. Maximus. C'mon, we're just trying to read the juicy bits. )

 

[Sidney_1]

Exactly. That made me laugh and made my dick hard at the same time.

Lovely. Keep it cumming, Mr. Johnson. We want every last drop so we can inseminate the next generation with your DNA. You can touch my breasts and squeeze my nipples if you have to, but I want you to flex your hips and empty yourself for me. I want every drop out of you and then we'll clean you up and reward you properly.

 

[StylusMaximus]

Fuck. Okay now I want to do this RP with you.

 

[Sidney_1]

Lol. (thank you, i'm honored)

I just gave you my full and complete attention, Mr. Johnson.

 

[StylusMaximus]

Hmm... I think Mr. Johnson is an ass man and will have trouble ejaculating without some oral stimulation...

 

[Sidney_1]

Mr. Johnson needs to learn to ejaculate from manual stimulation or be able to maintain his seed long enough for it to be collected if he is catered to orally. And if I decide to administer oral attention for stimulation, you're going to need to keep your hands on my buttocks and massage them thoroughly and completely.

If you stop, I stop, and then we'll move on to a more suitable, flexible client.

(so cold!!)

 

[StylusMaximus]

Hmm... I would be more than happy to massage your buttocks, ma'am. But perhaps you could, um, collect the sample in your mouth, and then transfer it to the appropriate container?

 

[Sidney_1]

No, that won't be possible, Mr. Johnson. Your sperm - and I will be collecting it mid-stream - will need to be sterile and without contaminants in order to impregnate other young, fertile women. Now, would you like me to place my sex near your face so you can massage my buttocks and taste me as I am stimulating you? We can perform these procedures with you in a supine position if you prefer. But, you will absolutely need to ejaculate, and we're banking on a big load if we both do our job properly.

(lol)

 

[StylusMaximus]

Fuck that's hot.

 

[Sidney_1]

Lol. We should have another thread called "quickies". And perhaps anyone can join at any time. You should start with a scenario as you did with me . . .and then the other person should have a comeback. ...preferably comical.

 

[StylusMaximus]

Now just hold the phone there, young lady. Before we go inviting anybody else in, we're going to do our own quickie where you jerk me off for a sperm sample.

 

[Sidney_1]

LOL!!

I'm not the only "nurse"!

 

[StylusMaximus]

Do me a favor, get back into that nurse Sidney role and describe how you would bring Mr. Johnson to ejaculation.

 

[Sidney_1]

Mr. Johnson! Do me a favor and pull up your pants, please. It's 11:08 pm and Sidney's shift is over at 11:00 pm. She gave you some medication to relax and now you're hallucinating.

 

[StylusMaximus]

Ah, never mind. I'll just have to find some other naughty nurse to jerk me off.

 

[Sidney_1]

~Scene Fin~

StylusM and I stopped our story at that point. Actually, it was before Edwina, the night nurse took over for Sidney.

If this story made you laugh, giggle, or wonder what the hell we are doing, we'd love to hear from you. If you'd like to ask either of us some questions about our sanity or writing, we'll consider taking your questions and answering them either seriously or comically.

So, feel free to comment for a little while right in this thread!

Please do not bombard us with private comments unless you can't help yourselves!

Yes, we're giving you creative permission to post in a thread!

Open, wide open, to any comment! Even this: if you're shy!



P.S. For anyone who has not checked out Stylus's SRP profile-- DO IT. It is hilarious and one of the most creative and audacious profiles that I've ever read here.

 

[Sidney_1]

Your signature is looking spiffy now, SM! I love a man who accepts constructive feedback. My sig ... could use an update and makeover, too.

 

[StylusMaximus]

* tips cap *

* waves penis *

 

[Sidney_1]

And, that is your 100th post!!! Congratulations!

 

[Stackeydreams]

Omg! You guys are killing me!

 

[Sidney_1]

Omg! You guys are killing me!

I'm glad we amused someone besides ourselves. I liked how we both were so bossy with each other. Me, in character, Stylus out of character. He does crack me up.